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StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	3013
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	6668	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Towns Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3751
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4694	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	298
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	163	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Emeralds Found:	6305
Star Shards Collected:	278	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	671510	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Towns Built:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!