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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4859 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4015 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
