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Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Votes:	4775	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Votes:	2065	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Towns Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9850	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, decision, Democracy, election, finna, leader, Minecraft, morning, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, REPUBLICAN, Server, sp, squad, sunrise, Support, Today, trump, Usa, Vote, Voting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1660
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	7449
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to a Minecraft server where Kami, the Japanese deity, has left Japan and decided to set up shop in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to build shrines in their honor and receive blessings for your pixelated adventures.

Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!

But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!