jacket potatoes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

CraftyHouseHunters

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your dream world without any annoying neighbors or roaches!

Join us and leave behind the rent-free house full of problems, because on our server, the only issue you’ll have is deciding which block to place next.

Imagine a world where you and your virtual wife can peacefully build a beautiful home together, without any fights over moving into apartments prematurely.

Forget about waiting for a raise to afford a better place, on our server, you can create the mansion of your dreams with just a few clicks.

So come on in and start crafting your way to happiness, because on our server, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner!

CraftyGamez

action, Adventure, best, console, CraftyGamez, Entertainment, Favorite, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Interactive, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, Top, video game

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8532	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5378

Have you ever played a video game where you can ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and fight off a horde of zombie chickens with a diamond sword? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a game.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy and creative as they come. We have players who have built entire cities in the shape of giant bananas, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have created roller coasters that go through lava pits and over waterfalls.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time, or the Zombie Pigman Dance Party, where players dress up as zombie pigmen and boogie down to some sick beats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further! Join us and let the madness begin!

WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server

Backlash, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, international relations, Israeli leaders, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, protest, rare, Server, Settlements, Settler rampage, Tension, Unrest, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarriors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	189
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where settlers go on wild rampages in the west bank and even the israeli leaders are like “woah dude, not cool”. we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who only speak in emojis. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyCaracasRevolt

activism, Caracas, Claim, CraftyCaracasRevolt, DEFEND, Democracy, demonstrate, election results, global politics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Latin America, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, protest, social unrest, Support, Venezuelans, Victory, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server cuz we got venezuelans in caracas fighting for their rights and stuff but in minecraft form lol. u can be part of the epic battle for democracy and build ur own virtual protest signs. also, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil dictators trying to shut down the server. plus, we have a pet llama named juanito who will guide u through the treacherous terrain. so come on, join us and be a part of the revolution…minecraft style!

BlackHoleCraft

astronomical objects, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomenon, event horizon, gravitational pull, PHYSICS., scientific accuracy, scientific discovery, scientific terminology, singularity, Space, space exploration, space-time continuum, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1757	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	3732	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like jumping into a black hole of fun? Well, this server is the absolute opposite of a black hole because it’s gonna suck you in with its awesomeness!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!

We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!

Vanilla so good it’s almost chocolate. No land claims, no whitelisting, pure survival fun! Join now!

Bluemap, Chocolate, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Diamond Currency, discord server, Economy, fresh land, Fun, Good, Google Earth perspective, Grief Protection, Join, Land, looting protection, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, no land claims, no protections, Player Shops, Pure, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, voice chat, Whitelisting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	973
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

BetterVanillaMC Server Information:

IP	play.cozycraving.com
Server	play.cozycraving.com
Discord	BetterVanillaMC
Map	Map

We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.

About BetterVanillaMC:

Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!

Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!

Features:

Grief & Looting Protection WITHOUT land claims using CoreProtect
A diamond economy with a diamond to dollars conversion
Player Shops – buy and sell in the player-made shopping district near spawn
Simple VC – proximity voice chat for you and your friends
BlueMap – see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective

Please be sure to join our Discord Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting.
Are there land claims available?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
Can I buy and sell items in the player shops?	Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use.
How can I see my creations on the map?	You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective.

BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

BlockyBrits, British anthem, British celebration, british culture, british empire, British heritage, British History, British identity, british music, British nationalism, British pride, British spirit, British tradition, British values, classical music, Land of Hope and Glory, Last Night of the Proms, Minecraft, patriotic song, Royal Albert Hall, rule britannia, Server, traditional music

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty

aew, AEWs, Analysis, BLOCK, Broadcast, Competition, contract, Deal, DYNASTY, Entertainment, Industry, internal memo, market trends, Minecraft, negotiations, PPVs, Revealed, ROH, smp, speculation, sports, television, Value, WBD, wrestling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Enchantments Applied:	157

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4110
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	294
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s Tinder profile? Look no further! Join our server where we break up friendships faster than you can say “block this player.”

Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!

CraftyLoveDating

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLoveDating, DATING, dating apps, emotional baggage, Expectations, ghosting, long distance, mental health, modern dating, online dating, Pandemic Dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, societal pressures, Timing, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why waste time on dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Who needs a romantic dinner when you can build a pixelated castle together and ride off into the sunset on a virtual horse? Join our server and let love bloom in the most unexpected of places – a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!