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RichPplProbzMC SMP
affluent, Elite, ENTITLEMENT, excess, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant spending, financial issues, high maintenance, high society, lavish lifestyle, luxury, materialistic, money problems, opulence, privileged, rich people, RichPplProbzMC, smp, status symbols, Upper Class, WealthyAre you tired of having to choose between diamond or netherite armor because you can’t afford both? Do you struggle to find a spot in your overflowing chest for all your enchanted golden apples? Are you constantly being bombarded with gifts from adoring fans because your builds are just too epic? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which mansion to log off in each night! Join us and live the life of luxury in a world where even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this diamond-encrusted opportunity! -
PixelCrushers
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for players who appreciate non-sexual qualities! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one player who joined and never looked back.Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server while searching for a place to showcase their love for non-sexual qualities. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a magical unicorn who led them on a quest to find the rarest non-sexual qualities in the land. From kindness to creativity, this player embarked on an epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, non-sexual attraction.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Non-Sexual Quality Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like the Friendship Marathon and the Compassion Cart Race. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hugs and high-fives!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates the beauty of non-sexual qualities in the most ridiculous and fun way possible, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyCommiesLOL
aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommiesLOL, death toll, eastern europe, Feb 24 2022, international relations, Invasion, Loss, Military, nato, peace talks, putin, russia, sanctions, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War, world newshey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than russia losing 590,920 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022? well, u came to the right place! our server is so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cute lil’ bunny!join us if u wanna see pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow! we’ve got more diamonds than steve can count, and more nether fortresses than u can shake a stick at!
come on down to our server and u might just witness a battle between a dragon and a wither, or see a zombie riding a chicken like it’s nobody’s business! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!