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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4952 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6008 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2704 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, coyotes have the face muscles that dogs use to make that ‘sad-puppy’ look, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Imagine all the crazy adventures you can have with those sad-puppy faces running around, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!
So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
