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ElonIsNotAGoodGuy – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, bad guy, Behavior, business ethics, character assessment, controversy, corporate responsibility, criticism, elon musk, ElonIsNotAGoodGuy, Ethics, leadership, long overdue, Minecraft, public figure, public opinion, public perception, realization, reputation, scrutiny, smp, social media

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	7653
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s run by this super rich dude who’s like a mix between Tony Stark and a llama. He’s got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they hold epic PvP tournaments with enchanted diamond swords and flying pigs. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

Plus, there’s this whole drama going on with the mods and admins. They’re like a dysfunctional family with a pet parrot that swears like a sailor. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a wild ride.

So, why did it take so long for people to realize Musk is a bad guy? Who cares when you can join this crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something.

Blocky Brain Busters

anxiety, blocky, Brain, Busters, Chronic pain, cluster headaches, depression, Headaches, increased chance, linked, Medical research, mental health, mental illness, Migraine, neurological disorders, preventative measures, public health, risk factors, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ores Mined:	7103	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Frosty Dreamland 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, dark fantasy, Dreamland, FANTASY, friendship, frosty, IMMORTALITY, IT’S FRIEREN FRIDAY, Magic, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, manga updates, manga world, Reincarnation, Sousou no Frieren, strong female lead, warrior

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crops Grown:	3969

Yo, listen up, you funky blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a party in your pants, but for your brain! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!

We got more mods than a rock concert, more mini-games than a circus on steroids, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys on Red Bull!

Why join? Because on this server, every day is Frieren Friday! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the craziest block party this side of the Nether!

BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCrafters, Experience, getting old, Goodies, growing older, Life Changes, Maturity, Memories, milestone, Nostalgia, Oldies, perspective, realization, redditors, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, signs of aging, time passing, wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	422	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ores Mined:	8502
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for our server is here to inject some youth back into your pixelated veins! Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to be a virtual miner while simultaneously realizing that you’re one step closer to retirement.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.

NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Ayatollah Khamenei, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear program, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, NoDealCraft, nuclear deal, Politics, sanctions, Server, supreme leader, Trump administration, united states, US

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”

like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.

AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!

Allowed, AussieCraft, Australia, criminal justice, discrimination, extremism, hate crime, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, mandatory jail time, nazi salutes, Nazis, penalties, political extremism, punishment, racial hatred, social justice, tough laws

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we take hating seriously, like Australia serious! if you do a nazi salute in our server, you gonna get locked up in minecraft jail for LIFE! we don’t mess around with dat hate stuff, we all about spreading love and blocks and creepers and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most law-abiding minecraft community out there, or else you gonna end up like those nazis in Australia, locked up and throw away the key! #blocklove #minecraftjustice #nazisarenotwelcome

SpudCraft: Dairy-Free Potato Protein

agriculture, alternative protein, animal welfare, biotechnology, Cows, dairy alternatives, dairy industry, dairy protein, DairyFree, environmental impact, food production, food technology, innovation, Israel, Israeli, Plant-Based, plant-based protein, Potato, Potatoes, protein, SpudCraft, Startup, Sustainable Agriculture, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so like, imagine a world where you can make milk from potatoes. like, what the heck, right? this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got cows and pigs and chickens, but they all produce milk and cheese made from potatoes. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and experience the wonders of potato milk. build a potato farm, milk your potato cows, and make delicious potato cheese. it’s a whole new level of minecraft farming, dude.

plus, we have a secret underground potato lab where you can experiment with different potato breeds to create the ultimate potato milk. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

so come join us on this wild potato adventure. who needs cows when you have potatoes, right? it’s gonna be a spud-tacular time.

Canadian Adventure 1.21

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, Canadian, Canadian dream, diverse culture, embracing change, exciting journey, hopeful future, immigration, international move, Long-term goals, long-term plans, move to canada, multicultural society, new beginnings, new chapter, North America, pursuing happiness, Relocation, seeking opportunities, settling down, starting fresh

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

I mean, have you ever seen a server where the creepers dance to disco music and the zombies wear top hats and monocles? It’s like a party in the Nether, man!

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas in a heated rap battle, except with swords and potions and stuff.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into harmless bunnies. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

AllergyCraft: BoyfriendBanishment

Allergy, AllergyCraft, anger, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBanishment, Citrus, Communication, consequences, Disrespect, forgiveness, Honesty, mistake, misunderstanding, reaction, relationship, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any citrus allergies ruining your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises, just like the unexpected lemon in that cake.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend “Louis” can’t forget about your citrus allergy because there are no lemons or oranges in sight. No more throat pain or itchy skin, just pure gaming bliss. And hey, if Louis ever tries to sneak in some citrus, you can kick him out of the server just like you did in real life!

Don’t let a little lemon drama ruin your relationship or your gaming fun. Join our server and let the laughs and good times roll. Who knows, maybe Louis will learn his lesson and start checking his ingredients before serving up any surprises. So come on in and leave those citrus woes behind – it’s time to game on!

PardonMeLuigi

controversial decisions, executive clemency, fictional characters, forgiveness, Gaming, humor, Justice, Luigi, mario bros, Nintendo, pardoning power, pardoning process, PardonMeLuigi, Politics, pop culture, presidential pardons, satire, trump, US president, video games, White House

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pardoning paradise! We’ve got Luigi, yes, that’s right, Luigi from the Mario games, just chilling and waiting for his presidential pardon from Trump. Join our server and witness the wackiest crossover event in Minecraft history as Luigi builds his own castle and takes on creepers with his trusty green hat. Who needs Mario when you’ve got Luigi on your side? So come on over and be a part of this epic adventure – because on our server, anything is possible, even presidential pardons for video game characters!