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Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic

Diamond, fierce, Magic, Minecraft, Players, smp, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	81	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Towns Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of watching movies for people who actually watch movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own movie theater where we act out all the latest blockbusters using only emojis and interpretive dance. Join us for a cinematic experience like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep, Sir Fluffington, is a method actor who once starred in a sheep-themed remake of Titanic. Don’t miss out on the sheep-tastic drama!

GiftFail Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, bad gift, blanket, chocolates, Communication, computer monitor, Disappointment, gift basket, gift giving, GiftFail, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese language course, Minecraft, relationship, Sanrio plushie, selfish, Server, socks, telling my s/o his gift was bad, unappreciative, ungrateful

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	1176	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	233711	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchantments Applied:	106	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Emeralds Found:	6319	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9886
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

Soybean Snap Server

agricultural research, carbon assimilation, chlorophyll fluorescence, chloroplast function, crop production, delayed, environmental stress, fluctuating light, growth patterns, leaf morphology, light intensity, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, photosynthetic rate, plant physiology, reduction, response, Server, Snap, soybean, stomatal conductance, study

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Potions Brewed:	83
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advertisement, branding, Business, Commercial, Computer, Development, Digital, Enterprise, innovation, IT, linux, Linux advertising, Marketing, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Operating systems, PALS, PIXEL, programming, Server, software, software engineering, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is like a Linux commercial on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling faster than you can say “Steve.” And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato is actually a TNT block ready to blow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through the End dimension for glory and epic loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon do a victory dance after winning a race.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs.

Dragon Ball Minecraft SMP

Android, Android 18, Android 18 cosplay, Android 18 fanart, Android Saga, Anime, Ball, dbs, dbz, dragon ball, Dragon Ball fandom, dragon ball memes., dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., female character, female warrior, Hot DB character, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful fighter, smp, smug, strong woman

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players, building epic structures, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.

And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college living, college roommates, CraftyRoomie, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, friendship boundaries, groceries, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate finances, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, sharing expenses

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

🌟🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of roommate woes and join a community of blocky bliss! 🌟🎮

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about sharing resources with your virtual roomies? Well, look no further! On our server, you won’t have to deal with any entitled friends demanding you pay for their in-game groceries. You are the master of your own Minecraft destiny!

Join us and experience the freedom of building your own virtual world without any roommate drama. No more arguments over who’s cooking dinner or who’s going to the virtual store – it’s all about YOU and your creativity!

So come on in and leave the real-life roommate struggles behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a roommate who can’t make a decision to save their virtual life! 😉🏰🎢

Join now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual roommate who actually knows how to cook their own virtual dinner. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft world! 🚀🔥💎