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NoFeetNoEntryMC

age difference, Argument, bar exams, Confrontation, coworker, Elevator, feet, glass tables, INTERNSHIP, internship break, law school, law student, NoFeetNoEntryMC, office, professional atmosphere, Respect, Shoes, smell, Stairs, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable shoes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8850
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value professionalism and proper footwear at all times! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy confrontations over virtual shoes and smelly feet.

Imagine a world where you must climb five flights of virtual stairs in 31°C weather just to avoid the unbearable smell of someone’s virtual bare feet. It’s a virtual office drama like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through glass tables and kick each other under the virtual table.

But don’t worry, we have a solution for everything! From wearing virtual sports shoes to dealing with virtual office shoe drama, our server is the place to be for all your virtual workplace conflicts.

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual shoes could cause so much virtual chaos? You definitely don’t want to miss out on this virtual adventure!

CraftyTasks – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, completed goals, completed tasks, CraftyTasks, daily tasks, done for the day, finished projects, finished to-do list, finished work, goals, job done, Minecraft, productivity, progress, smp, success, task accomplished, task completion, task list, tasks completed, to-do list, work done

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. The best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is ruled by a wise old wizard who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean that’s guarded by a kraken made out of obsidian.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’re a real pain in the feather.

CraftyNostalgia

Beloved, cherished, Childhood, CraftyNostalgia, Discontinued, Favorite, Forgotten, Items, Long Gone, Memories, miss, no longer available, Nostalgia, obsolete, past, product, sentimental, Throwback, vintage, wish they brought back, yearning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Remember that one time when you were able to buy a pet rock that came with its own tiny leash and sunglasses? Yeah, we miss that too. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have recreated the magic of the pet rock in pixelated form! Join us and relive the glory days of ridiculous products that should have never existed in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden pet rock cave on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the pet rock king himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nostalgia flow!

LuffyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, One Piece Anime Towny SMP Jobs MCMO PvP Arena Custom Enchants Friendly Chill Environment Fun Inspire Focus Invite Community Adventure Roleplay Survival Creativity, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Luffy Minecraft – Only Fun people are allowed to join. One Piece anime has inspired this minecraft server with our main focus on Luffy. Luffy MC is a towny/smp Minecraft server that is a chill friendly environment. We aim to be friendly and inviting to all. Features: · Towny, · SMP, · Jobs, · MCMO, · PvP Arena and so much more including custom Enchants

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Endless Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, ANNOYING, b.., Board, bye, done, Endless, fed up, frustrating, fucking, Goodbye, internet trolls, LEAVING, no longer enjoyable, not interesting, officially done, Online Community, porn, porn boards, Spam, spammers, toxic environment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Votes:	5859
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server! We got spammers too, but they’re all friendly creepers who just want to blow stuff up for fun. Plus, we don’t need porn here because our pixelated pigs are way sexier than anything you’ll find on a board. Say goodbye to the chaos of /b/ and hello to the insanity of our server. Join now and let’s build some crazy shit together!

ExCreeperCourt

broken promises, credit card debt, dog expenses, ExCreeperCourt, financial accountability, financial agreements, financial betrayal, financial consequences, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial support, ghosting, legal action, legal consequences, pet ownership, relationship fallout, shared expenses, small claims court, taking ex to court, trust issues, unpaid debts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your ex? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle to keep out all the freeloaders, or create a maze to trap those who refuse to pay their debts.

Our server is filled with players who have been ghosted, scammed, and left high and dry by their exes. Let’s band together and seek revenge in the most epic way possible – through blocky battles and pixelated pranks.

Join us now and let’s show those exes who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Remember, revenge is best served blocky.

CatastrophicCraft SMP

CatastrophicCraft, coping with adversity, growth mindset., inner strength, mental resilience, mental toughness, mindset change, mindset coaching, mindset shift, mindset transformation, overcoming catastrophic mindset, overcoming challenges, overcoming fear, overcoming negativity, personal growth, positive mindset, Positive Psychology, positive thinking, resilience building, self help, self improvement, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you gotta be here. First of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are filled with bling bling. And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

And last but not least, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re super sneaky and always up to no good, but if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you achieve ultimate power. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

CraftyCuisineCraft

authentic recipes, best cuisine, CraftyCuisineCraft, culinary delights, culinary experiences., culinary exploration, delicious cuisine, diverse flavors, exotic flavors, food culture, fusion cuisine, global cuisine, global gastronomy, gourmet cuisine, international cuisine, mouthwatering dishes, popular cuisine, top cuisines, traditional dishes, unique dishes, world cuisine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8887	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1724	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that serves up the most delicious virtual cuisine in the world? Well, look no further! Our server offers a menu filled with pixelated delicacies that will make your taste buds explode with joy. From creeper-shaped cookies to diamond-encrusted cake, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers. Rumor has it they serve up dishes so tasty, they’ll make you forget you’re playing a blocky video game.

So come on down to our server and feast like never before! Who needs real food when you can have a virtual feast fit for a Minecraft king? Join us now and let the culinary adventures begin!

DroneSwarmMC Server

Advanced technology, Autonomous, defence minister, Defense, drone, DroneSwarmMC, Government, innovation, innovation testing., Military, military technology, new, SECURITY, Server, Swarm, Sweden, Technology, technology testing, test, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so like, u know how drones are like those flying thingies that spy on u and stuff? well, in this server, we got DRONE SWARMS. yep, u heard me right. imagine a bunch of drones flying around, doing who knows what. it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life, but in minecraft.

our defence minister is all about it, saying it’s gonna revolutionize the way we play. he’s even testing it out in sweden, because why not? who needs real life when u can have drone swarms in a virtual world?

so if u wanna be part of this crazy, futuristic world, join our server. who knows what kind of shenanigans u’ll get up to with those drones buzzing around. plus, u might even get to meet the defence minister himself. now that’s a story to tell your grandkids.

SovietCraft: Blame the West!

Blame, Conflict, defense technology, Destruction, Euromaidan Press, foreign policy, international relations, military alliance, military defense, military equipment, military intelligence, military operation, military strategy, Misinformation, north korean, political tension, Propaganda, russians, SAM system, security breach, SovietCraft, West, Western-made radar

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchantments Applied:	187
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russians destroy their own north korean-made sam system because they thought it was a “western-made radar” LOL like seriously, who does that? we have so much chaos and confusion, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a glitch in the matrix. plus, our admins are actually trained dolphins who can build underwater cities in seconds. true story. so come on over and experience the madness for yourself!