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Crafty Births: Where Pixels Become Players!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	5169
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Are you tired of leaving tips in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can leave all the tips you want without spending a dime! That’s right, our virtual waiters and waitresses will be thrilled to receive your generous tips in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and show off your tipping skills in a whole new way!

CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes?

Manly Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now!

Valid or Not Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	642559
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	1855	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	376761
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	875	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!