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NephewTrollBegone

BOTTLE, CAR, crying, DAUGHTER, frustrating, fuss, headphones, mocking, Negative Reaction, nephew, NephewTrollBegone, noise, phase, sad expression, Safety, screeching, soft tones, teasing, Toys, tumble, Yelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	740	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate history, Curiosity, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, Minecraft, Sci Fi, smp, temporal adventure, temporal displacement, temporal escapade, temporal excursion, temporal exploration, temporal journey, temporal paradoxes, time bending, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time warp, TimeWarp10

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

NoConseqRuleBreaker

authority defiance, consequences, dream scenario, fantasy world, Forbidden, no repercussions, NoConseqRuleBreaker, Rebellion, rule bending, rule breaking, rule breaking adventure, rule breaking desires, rule breaking dreams, rule breaking escapade, rule breaking imagination, rule breaking thrill, rule breaking wishes, rule-breaking fantasies, societal norms, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged killing, atrocities, Conflict, historical, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, legal proceedings, Military, Minecraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, prosecutors, russia, russians, Server, soviet union, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

StarshipSkyHigh

aerospace, Booster, elon musk, flight test, innovation, reusable rockets, Rockets, space exploration, space exploration advancements, Space industry, space innovation, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spaceflight, spacex, SpaceX achievements, Starship, Starship booster, StarshipSkyHigh, Technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8379	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

Blockia Minecraft

Blockia, Community, Creative, Daily, Economy, Events, game modes, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Seasons, Server, Survival, Survival Games, System, Unique

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

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Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

1.21, bedrock, bedrock.hdw.dog, Cheating, Discord, Food, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, java, Land Claim, Named, Play, PvP, Random teleport, Resets, stealing, Survival, TOUGH, Water, Website

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

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Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Vote for resets on Discord.
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
How can I vote for server resets?	You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
Is there a land claim system available?	No, there is no land claim system on this server.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PIXEL, pouch, pre-registration, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Animals Bred:	191	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

$100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

10. Family, 11. Selling off, 12. Investing, 13. Market speculation, 14. Digital assets, 15. Financial future, 16. Market trends, 17. Investment strategies, 18. Market volatility, 19. Crypto community, 2. Ethereum, 20. Asset management., 3. Binance, 4. cryptocurrency, 5. Normies, 6. Potential gains, 7. Risk, 8. High level, 9. Friends, Bitcoin, Invasion, Minecraft, Normie, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	330528	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, Beloved, Cinema, cinematic gem, classic, comfort movie, endlessly rewatchable, Entertainment, Favorite, film, film buff, go-to film, Movie, movie marathon, MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP, must see, never gets old, perennial favorite, repeat viewing, Rewatchable, Timeless

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	2030
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!