Jack and the Beanstalk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeanstalkBandits

Adventure, Antagonist, BeanstalkBandits, breaking and entering, cautionary lessons, cautionary tale, children’s story, classic tale, consequences of actions, consequences of greed, English folklore, fairy tale, FANTASY, folktale, Greed, Jack and the Beanstalk, lessons learned, Moral lessons, morality tale, Protagonist, traditional story

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right. these pigs are like stand-up comedians, cracking jokes and making you laugh till your sides hurt. and get this, the cows are actually secret agents trying to save the world from evil chickens. it’s like a spy thriller but with farm animals. oh, and the creepers? they just want to be your friends and give you hugs. who wouldn’t want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server? come on, join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7324	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3060	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	24266	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Items Found:	1355
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9837
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3745

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Farms Harvested:	209	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

Adventures, Builder, coffee, community-driven, Crafting, Dream Base, Edition, epic quests, Explore, Friend, gameplay features, Headaches, java, Latest Version, Memories, Minecraft, Plugins, required, Resources, Semi Vanilla, SemiBland, server ip, Survival, teamVHQ, unforgettable, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5216	Players Killed by Monsters:	8788
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Emeralds Found:	3610

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!