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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4632 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, dis server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of epicness. like, one time, there was dis explosion at a dutch museum and all the gold masterpieces were stolen. it was like, whoa, so intense, bro. but don’t worry, on dis server, we got all the gold u could ever want. like, seriously, it’s like a gold mine up in here.
and dat ain’t all, bro. we got like, dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy creatures roaming around. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur face off. but don’t worry, we got ur back. we’ll hook u up with all the weapons and armor u need to survive.
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.
