Jabs MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SisRoastCraft

monetary value, chanel, underwhelming reaction, less expensive, ungrateful

Are you tired of ungrateful siblings who can’t appreciate your luxury gifts? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept players who know the true value of a Chanel and Dior makeup set! We understand the importance of feeling “seen” and we promise to never replace your gifts with something less expensive. Our community is all about appreciating the effort and love that goes into every gift, no matter the price tag. So if you’re ready to ditch the ungrateful attitude and embrace true luxury, join us now! (Disclaimer: We do not actually provide makeup products in-game, but we do offer virtual hugs and appreciation for your generosity)

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TripPanicDineGoneWild

leaving early, embarrassed, Upset, Apologize.., reservations

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you crying like Kelsey? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to have a good time without the drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no passive-aggressive comments about not planning enough activities. Plus, we promise not to give you nasty looks or make you sell your concert ticket just because we can’t communicate properly. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Kelsey-level drama behind!

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PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza

Wegovy, Risks, Medical research, semaglutide, Blindness

join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you play! our special weight-loss jabs are infused into the game, making you shed pounds while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. but be warned, some players have reported a side effect of temporary blindness, adding an extra challenge to your gaming experience. with our exclusive semaglutide injections, you’ll be four times more likely to be diagnosed with optic nerve disease, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay. join now and see the pounds melt away as your vision fades into darkness. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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FuryCraft: Punching Creepers with Predictions!

EXCITEMENT, CREEPERS, Champions, pirated stream, Punching

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience more excitement than a 12-round boxing match between Ali and Frazier! We guarantee no knockdowns, no one getting rocked, and only jabs and clinches – just like a Minecraft battle royale! Why bother watching a pirated stream when you could be crafting and building your way to victory on our server? Join now for the ultimate virtual showdown!

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ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

Item Frames, smp, Explore, Community, iso

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

MogMaster Minecraft Server

Impressive.., Gaming, Victory, Server, MogMaster

Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

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The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

Future, positivity, success, Minecraft, Hope

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

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Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server

gender stereotypes, Sportsmanship, Preteen, adulting, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your badminton skills? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate badminton showdown with players of all ages and skill levels.

We have a special feature where if someone tries to diss your badminton skills, you can challenge them to a Minecraft duel instead. Show them who the real pro is in both badminton and gaming!

Join now and prove that girls can play just as well as anyone else, even if you’re only 5’1! Don’t let the haters get you down, show them what you’re made of on our epic Minecraft badminton server.

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CraftyLookAlikeDrama

Defensive, outfits, Conversation, relationship, brands

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all styles, even if they’re copycats! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dressing up your blocky avatar in trendy, casual outfits just like our players do.

Imagine a world where your dad’s fiancée is not just copying your style, but actually challenging you to a fashion showdown in the virtual realm. Will you be able to out-style her and claim the title of trendsetter supreme?

Don’t worry about being called rude or insecure here, because on our server, we encourage open communication about all things fashion-related. So come join us and let’s see who can rock those blocky shoes better – you or your dad’s fiancée!

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KindnessCraft SMP: RedditTales

Generosity, Community, sharing, Experience, Random act of kindness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a house out of diamond blocks, when suddenly a stranger comes up to you and hands you a stack of enchanted golden apples. Why, you ask? Because they heard you were having a rough day and wanted to spread some joy! That’s the kind of wholesome shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots, and giant chicken races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of cooked chicken. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot while dodging traps set by mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the kindness and craziness of our community. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – or enemies, depending on how competitive you are!

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