jabs – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SisRoastCraft
chanel, Charlotte tilbury, DIOR, Dismissive, Effort, eyebrow gel, frustrating, gift, Good Enough, Happy, hudabeauty, hurt, hurt feelings, jabs, less expensive, luxury makeup, monetary value, Petty, returned gift, setting powder, SisRoastCraft, sister, spoiled, underwhelming reaction, ungrateful
Are you tired of ungrateful siblings who can’t appreciate your luxury gifts? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept players who know the true value of a Chanel and Dior makeup set! We understand the importance of feeling “seen” and we promise to never replace your gifts with something less expensive. Our community is all about appreciating the effort and love that goes into every gift, no matter the price tag. So if you’re ready to ditch the ungrateful attitude and embrace true luxury, join us now! (Disclaimer: We do not actually provide makeup products in-game, but we do offer virtual hugs and appreciation for your generosity)

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TripPanicDineGoneWild
Apologize.., awkward, Communication, Concert, Dinner, embarrassed, family, Friend, Hotel, Irritation, jabs, leaving early, Planning, refund, reservations, ticket, trip, TripPanicDineGoneWild, UNFAIR, Upset
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you crying like Kelsey? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to have a good time without the drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no passive-aggressive comments about not planning enough activities. Plus, we promise not to give you nasty looks or make you sell your concert ticket just because we can’t communicate properly. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Kelsey-level drama behind!

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PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza
#WeightLoss, Blindness, bonanza, condition, diabetes, Diagnosis, Disease, health, INJECTIONS, jabs, linked, Medical research, optic nerve, ozempic, PixelPounders, Risks, semaglutide, side effects, study, Wegovy, weight loss, weight management
join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you play! our special weight-loss jabs are infused into the game, making you shed pounds while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. but be warned, some players have reported a side effect of temporary blindness, adding an extra challenge to your gaming experience. with our exclusive semaglutide injections, you’ll be four times more likely to be diagnosed with optic nerve disease, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay. join now and see the pounds melt away as your vision fades into darkness. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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FuryCraft: Punching Creepers with Predictions!
12 rounds, Ali vs Frazier, boxing, Champions, clinch, CREEPERS, EXCITEMENT, fight night, Fury vs Usyk, Furycraft, Heavyweight, jabs, no knockdown, no rocked, pirated stream, prediction, predictions, Punching, sports, strategy, Technique, title bout, UNDEFEATED.., Underdog
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience more excitement than a 12-round boxing match between Ali and Frazier! We guarantee no knockdowns, no one getting rocked, and only jabs and clinches – just like a Minecraft battle royale! Why bother watching a pirated stream when you could be crafting and building your way to victory on our server? Join now for the ultimate virtual showdown!

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PixelPotionPTSD-Gate
allegations, clinical trials, controversy, data manipulation, drug therapy, financial conflict of interests, investigative journalism, mdma, Medical Ethics, mental health, meta analysis, peer review, Pharmacology, PixelPotionPTSDGate, ptsd, research misconduct, retracted, scientific integrity, Therapy, Trauma, unethical conduct
Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

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Silvermoon: Where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players try to spell ‘semi-vanilla’ correctly.

AdventureZ, Amplified Nether, Another Furniture, Better End, Better Third Person, better village, carry on, Connected glass, CORRECTLY, CREEPERS, Dance, Elytra slot, end remastered, Fly, Formations Nether, Friends & Foes, graveyard, Hearts, Lootr, Modded, Pigs, Players, Seasons, Semivanilla, SILVERMOON, Simply Houses, Spell, Terralith, Tiered, Xaero’s minimap

Silvermoon Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Modded Fabric Server
Regular Players	6-7
Version	1.20.1 with Fabric Loader 0.15.7

To download the mods please join our discord: https://discord.gg/2eeKAB6RtU

List of notable mods:

Fabric seasons (Trees change color throughout the minecraft year and everything gets covered in snow in winter)
Terralith, Amplified Nether, Better End (Terrain generation mods for each dimension)
Xaero’s Minimap + World Map
Friends & Foes, Better Village, Formations Nether, Hearts, Simply Houses (Adds new structures to the world)
AdventureZ, Graveyard (Add some new mobs and bosses)
End Remastered (Each end pearl slot in the end portal is now unique and each pearl can be found through many different ways (Looting in specific locations, killing specific mobs, etc… Basically makes the player do more exploring before finishing the game)
Lootr (Chests in the world are generated for each player specifically, meaning if one player loots it, another player will still find different loot in it)
Tiered (Every tool and armor you craft or find has a random tier (common up to legendary)
Quality of life mods: Xaero’s minimap, Connected glass, Carry On, Another Furniture, Better third person, Elytra slot, Enchantments description, Immersive portals, Bunch of new advancements mods, etc.
Land claim
Plenty of furniture mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please download the mods and join our Discord for more information.
What version is the server running on?	The server is currently running on version 1.20.1 with Fabric Loader 0.15.7.
How many regular players are there?	There are about 6-7 regular players on the server.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
/a/nons, anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyCraze, Decision making, depression, giving up, medication, medication management, mental health, mental health journey, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mofu-mofu pill, seeking help, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Support, Therapy, uncertainty
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony!
Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always mooing, and the creepers are always… well, exploding. But don’t worry, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect you from their explosive shenanigans!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mofu-Mofu Pill, a magical item that turns you into a fluffy sheep whenever you take it. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to battle in your woolly disguise!
So come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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The NeverEnding Minecraft SMP Quest
Beloved, best, classic, Conclusion, ending, Entertainment, fact, Finale, greatest of all time, iconic, long-running, Minecraft, must watch, Neverending, not ended, ongoing, Popular, Quest, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top, tv show
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the series never ends? Well, look no further because our server is constantly evolving and changing, just like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and drama that will make your head spin. Who needs a never-ending series when you can have the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and become part of the wildest ride in the Minecraft universe!

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DadDutyFreezone
Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, DadDutyFreezone, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, Family issues, family tension, Family Values, Generational conflict, Grandchild, marriage problems, parenting decisions, refusal, sister hatred, toxic relationships, unreasonable request
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive in this pixelated world! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own family of Minecraft mobs who will never judge you based on who you choose to marry.
On our server, you won’t have to deal with unreasonable demands from your virtual dad who insists on seeing your Minecraft daughter at a specific time and place. Instead, you can roam freely and explore the vast landscapes without any drama or pressure.
So come join us and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs family drama when you can have fun building and crafting with your virtual friends? Plus, we have fun kids activities in our virtual hotels that won’t require you to drive in 52c heat to visit. It’s a win-win situation!
Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Let’s build a blocky paradise together!

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NostalgiaGone Minecraft SMP
bittersweet, bygone era, cherished, fond memories, gone forever, Irreplaceable, Irrevocable, Long Gone, longing, lost moments, Memories, Minecraft, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, NostalgiaGone, past, Reminiscing, smp, unattainable, unforgettable, unrepeatable, wistful
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because on our SMP, you’ll never experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT ever again!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your pet chicken, and participating in intense llama races across the server.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime performance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to the mundane Minecraft experience forever!

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CraftyStrawStopper
Behavior, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, Company, CraftyStrawStopper, customer service, decision, Disappointment, Ethics, final straw, liked, loyalty, Management, products, Quality, reputation, Services, stop supporting, Trust, VALUES
Tired of being betrayed by big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations by blowing up virtual buildings! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner rebel and stick it to the man. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of disgruntled ex-employees who are seeking revenge on their former boss by creating the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever. So come join us and let’s tear down the establishment one block at a time!

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Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server
Amnesty, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, Maduro, Maduros, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Pardon, Politics, power struggle, regime change, secret, secret talks, Server, south america, step down, US, Venezuela
so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”
so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!
join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?

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MaduroCraft: No X Allowed!
Allowed, authoritarianism, Bans, Censorship, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political repression, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff just like venezuela bans X! maduro is expanding his crackdown but we are expanding our fun! build crazy houses, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle! we have so much chaos you’ll forget all about real world politics! join now before maduro bans us too!

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CruisequakeCraft
Adventure, cruise ship, CruisequakeCraft, earthquake, Maritime, Motion, natural disaster, nautical, Ocean, ROLLING, sea sickness, seismic activity, Sensation, Ship, travel, tremor, undulating, vacation, vibrating, Waves, windy waters
come join our minecraft server and experience the wild ride of a cruise ship in a windstorm! imagine the thrill of building your own ship while it’s being tossed around like a ragdoll! feel the adrenaline rush as you try to navigate through the chaos and keep your creations from falling apart!
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery. dive deep into the depths and discover hidden caves, sunken ships, and maybe even a kraken or two!
if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!
so come on down to our server and join in on the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of minecraft!

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