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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	929595	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

Subculture Minecraft Server

“Youth, (subculture), acceptance, alternative lifestyle, belonging, Chud, counterculture, fitting in, Identity, Individuality, Joined, Minecraft, nonconformity, Outsider, peer pressure, Rebellion, retard, Self-expression, Server, Social Group, societal norms, wish

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	7733	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	5675

Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Anime, attraction, betray, Boys, bulbasaur, charizard, desire, dick, fagbasher, Fandom, FANTASY, Gay, LGBTQ, love, Mind, Minecraft, pixelated, Pokeboys, pokemon, Roleplay, Sexuality, smp, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2842

Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

Hype Zone, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The owner of the “Hype Zone Surval” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AI generated images, catbox, Cloud Hosted Installs, EF+HLL Guide, Embed, FAQ, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, Minecraft, Model Mixes, models, Monocle Edition, PALS, PIXEL, Prompt List, Resources, Scripts, Server, Thread Archive, Vtuber, VTuber XL Loras, Wiki

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

Agitation, annoyance, attitude, bad mood, Behavior, cranky, emotions, Frustration, Grumpy, irritable, Irritation, Minecraft, mood, Sensitive, smp, temper tantrum, testy, touchy, Transjama, Transjamas, uppity, Upset

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, America, anti-fascist, BLOCK, CHANGE, Democracy, Democrat, election, elon musk, grassroots movement, leadership, liberal, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Maries, Minecraft, Party, peter thiel, Politics, progressive, resistance, Server, South African oligarchs, texas, Trumpism, Victory

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3327	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

Actor, Awareness, Count, culture, depression, Korea, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Prevention, smp, society, Sport, stigma, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide stigma, Support, taboo, Tragedy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!