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CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	6814
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crops Grown:	5006

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	1032
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	292	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4376
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	2880
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.