Jab MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Measles Vax Forever Land

herd immunity, childhood vaccination, vaccination, immunization, Vax

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

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JabbedCraft Minecraft Server

side effects, mandates, vaccination, J and J, vaxx

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only jab you’ll be getting is from a zombie with a carrot! We promise no vaccine mandates here, just pure pixelated fun. Our server is so safe, even creepers wear masks! Plus, with our special potion brewing feature, you can cure any side effects caused by real-life jabs. So come on in and let’s craft some laughs together!

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Anti-Vaxxer’s Paradise

Paradise, Jab, misinformation campaign, total vaxxie death, Shaming

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower garden.

Join us if you want to be a part of a community that’s been banned from every other server for being too hardcore. We’ve got players who can build a castle in five minutes flat and take down the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground societies, where players worship George Floyd and plot to open the gates of the Netherworld. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of players trying to force-feed each other suspicious potions that may or may not turn them into zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a vine-covered jungle temple, come join us. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer

compromise, Ridiculous, relationship, Understanding, INSANE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the drama and chaos just like this relationship story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of dealing with overly emotional players who act like it’s the end of the world over the smallest things. 2. Get a taste of the in-game grunts and refusal to leave the safety of their virtual house. 3. Enjoy the challenge of trying to sympathize with players who demand tea, snacks, and constant attention. 4. Explore a world where players expect you to cater to their every whim, but get upset when you suggest something different. 5. Witness the epic battles between self-centered players and those who just want to have a good time.

Don’t miss out on all the drama and insanity – join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the crazy world of relationships and sick days!

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UnfitHikerNoMore

grizzly bear country, altitude sickness, Cardio, mountain range, Hiking

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server for a wild adventure filled with grizzly bears, altitude sickness, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine hiking through a virtual mountain range with your friends, only to have one of them bail out and cause chaos. Will you choose to continue the journey without them, or will you follow them back and risk ruining the whole trip? The choice is yours on our server!

With no PLB or connection to the outside world, you’ll have to rely on your survival skills and bear defense to make it through. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden treasures and secret challenges along the way.

So if you’re ready for a hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate virtual hike!

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CraftyFails: Share Your Epic Fails

work faux pas, work mishap, work mishap story, career blunder, work disaster

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything can happen! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic fails, hilarious mishaps, and ridiculous pranks.

Forget about building beautiful structures and peaceful survival, on our server, the goal is to create the most epic work fuckup possible! Whether you accidentally set your entire base on fire or unleash a horde of angry zombies on your friends, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Biggest Work Fuckup” competition, where players compete to see who can mess up the most spectacularly. The winner receives a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of epic fails in the Minecraft world.

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GershkovichCraft: 16 Years in Russia

Media, activism, 16 years, US journalist, Journalism

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the most epic potato statue you can think of. like, seriously, we’re talking potatoes the size of skyscrapers here. and the best part? if your potato statue is the biggest and most epic, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamonds. and if you can find the golden carrot hidden deep within the dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where all the mobs break out their best dance moves? it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potatoes). it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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EggcellentAdaptations

embryonic plasticity, EggcellentAdaptations, Evidence, killifish, population scale

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the eggs of killifish have like, super powers or somethin’? well, u gotta join this server cuz like, the eggs on here can adapt to predators and stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of survival of the fittest in minecraft.

imagine being chased by a creeper and then ur egg just like, grows wings and flies away. that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on this server. u gotta see it to believe it.

come join us and witness the epic battle between killifish eggs and predators. it’s a showdown like no other. plus, we have free cake for all new players. who doesn’t love cake, am i right? so come on over and let’s get this party started!

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Welcome to Hardrada: Where we pretend to build stuff, fight over imaginary land, and argue about who has the best imaginary town.

Land, Rtp, bar owner, Fair Rules, Vanilla

Hardrada Worldbuilding Overview

Description
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!

Notable plugins:

Angelchest
Brewery
Chestshop
Combatlog
No E chests
Dynmap
Geyser (Bedrock comp)
RTP
No phantoms
Siegewar
Simple Sit
Towny

Discord:

https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

IP:

hardrada.minecraft.best

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any restrictions on what players can build?	No, players have almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world.
Are there any plugins that change the gameplay experience?	Yes, there are notable plugins such as Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, and more that enhance the worldbuilding experience.
Is there active moderation on the server?	There is minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team to ensure balanced and fair gameplay.

CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server

Redhats, Server, CNPA, movement, supporter

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here at Redshirts = Redhats, we pride ourselves on our unique brand of insanity. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to challenge the Ender Dragon using nothing but red hats as armor. And you know what? They actually defeated the dragon! Ever since then, we’ve been known as the Redhats, a fearless group of warriors who fear nothing, not even a blocky dragon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of karate. So if you ever find yourself in a llama fight, you better watch out because those fluffy creatures pack a mean punch.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room, where diamonds rain from the sky and enchanted golden apples grow on trees. It’s like a Minecraft dream come true!

So come join us at Redshirts = Redhats, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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