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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2728 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 56 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!