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ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	181	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1783	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2701
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	6826
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2091
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
New Chunks Explored:	794376	Players Killed by Monsters:	9701
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Votes:	5238	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

10. Past experiences, 11. Unforgettable moments, 12. Life reflections, 13. Do-over wishes, 14. Learning curve, 15. No repeat actions, 16. Avoiding pitfalls, 17. Self-improvement, 18. Avoiding regrets, 19. Future decisions, 2. Lessons learned, 20. Letting go of the past., 3. Life choices, 4. Mistakes made, 5. Never again, 6. One-time events, 7. Bad decisions, 8. Moving forward, 9. personal growth, Minecraft, NeverDigStraightDown, regretful experiences, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!