1. Our spawn point is located in the middle of a swamp, where you can ride on giant mosquitoes and battle it out with swamp monsters for loot. 2. Our PvP arena is a replica of Disney World, complete with roller coasters and Mickey Mouse mobs that drop enchanted ears. 3. We have a secret underwater base where you can swim with dolphins and steal treasure from sunken pirate ships. 4. Our staff team consists of actual Florida Man headlines, so you never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next. 5. We have a custom plugin that turns all creepers into Florida Man, who will chase you around with a live alligator strapped to his back.

So come on down to the Florida thread and experience the wildest Minecraft server this side of the Everglades!