ixion guide – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

Anime, cartoon, CATALOG, Cinema, Computer, ctrl+f, date, Entertainment, external HDDs, HDD, hdmi cable, hoarder, Minecraft, Movie, OpenOffice document, organization, Playback, research, smp, Storage, Technology, television, Title, TV

Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

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⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝SERVER FOR GRIEFERS⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, funtime, Griefers, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Server

The owner of the “FUNTIME SERVER FOR GRIEFERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, please, please similar, Server, SIMILAR, similar this, this please, this..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only boogied down to disco music! Join our server to uncover more wacky secrets like this and claim your own loot-filled dance party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. It’s a clucking good time that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and adventuring for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!

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Best Isekai Protagonists Minecraft SMP

Anime, best protagonists, FANTASY, female empowerment, Female Heroes, female isekai characters, female isekai leads, female leads, female main characters, Female Protagonists, female protagonists in isekai, Female Role Models, female-centered stories, female-driven narratives, Females, gender representation, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, Protagonists, smp, strong female characters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like being transported to a whole new world, just like your favorite isekai anime! And who better to navigate this new world than females, who always seem to be the best isekai protagonists in anime? Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer this crazy Minecraft realm and become the ultimate isekai queen! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a land filled with talking animals and magical powers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Game Maker Minecraft Server

app development, coding, creativity, digital economy, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, Game, game design, game development, indie game, innovation, maker, marketability, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, money making, passive income, programming, self reliance, self-employment, Server, side hustle, Technology

Are you tired of being a boring old player on the same old Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time making your own game when you can join us and earn hundreds of diamonds instead?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of explosive llamas. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this priceless treasure!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loops, twists, and even a lava pit for added excitement? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start earning those diamonds in style!

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No. 927930505 Minecraft SMP – The Anonymous Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, digital forum, forum post, hi, internet forum, internet user, message board, Minecraft, No. 927930505, online anonymity, Online Community, online conversation, online interaction, online message, online user, smp, unidentified user, user identification, user privacy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses, the creepers dance the Macarena, and the villagers have a secret underground rave club!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and the trees are made of candy. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you on the other side?

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

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TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, Bonding, celebration, chuuba, Dinner, family, feast, Festive, Gathering, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, loved ones, Minecraft, quality time, RELATIVES, Server, spending time, Thanksgiving, Traditions, turkey, TurkeyCraft

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be spending Thanksgiving with Chuuba and her wacky “family”! Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into – from turkey-themed building contests to pumpkin pie eating competitions, it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious time. Plus, rumor has it that Chuuba’s “family” includes a talking chicken and a mischievous pig who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t miss out on the Thanksgiving fun – join our server now and get ready for a feast of laughs!

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Seat Sharing Prohibited Minecraft SMP

chauvinism, discrimination, double standards, equality, female empowerment, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchal beliefs, Prohibited, Respect, Seat, seat sharing, sexism, sharing, smp, social justice, societal norms, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never share your seat with women because they had sex with other men, not you! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing polar bears. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on and join us on this zany Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to not share your seat with women)! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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Netherbound

Adrenaline, base protection, Community, Cosmetic Items, Crates, creativity, dedicated community, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fair Play, gameplay, Hacks, Hate Speech, Items, Land Claims, monetization, PvP, Raiding, rules, Vanilla, Voting, Webstore

Looking for a PvP server that’s fair, engaging, and free from pay-to-win? Netherbound is designed for serious, dedicated players who crave a unique experience. Key Features: High-Stakes PvP: Keep-inventory is off! Lose items on death for an adrenaline-packed, high-stakes environment. Monthly Custom Crates: Each month, we release new crates filled with 15+ custom-coded items, some even have custom textures, driven by community suggestions. Earnable Keys & Items: Get crate keys through voting and special events—never locked behind paywalls. Land Claims: Protect your base and yourself with claims that expire after 90 days of inactivity. Fair Monetization: Donations will support server costs, and future webstore items will be purely cosmetic giving no competetive advantage. Community-Focused Rules: We keep it simple—no hacks, no hate speech and a few more to make gameplay more enjoyable, Join Us! Be part of a growing, dedicated community on a server that values fair play, creativity, and real PvP excitement. IP: Netherbound.mcplay.fun See you in Wilderness!

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Blocky Brotherhood Minecraft Server

blocky, brotherhood, cj, controversial themes, Diversity, dyke, errand boy, fag, friendship, gta games, inclusion, jew, latina, loyalty, male friendship, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, san andreas, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a GTA game but with more brotherhood? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find more loyalty than a pack of wolves! Join us and experience a world where your fellow players have your back no matter what – whether you’re building a fortress or taking on the Ender Dragon.

Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?

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