Ivy League MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

british culture, ivy wall, ivy covered, ivy league, British heritage

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! This server is like a jungle gym on steroids, with vines and foliage everywhere you turn. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant ivy-covered treehouse that you have to climb to get to. And trust me, there are some crazy surprises waiting for you at the top. Let’s just say, it involves flying pigs and disco balls.

2. The mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, we’ve got English Ivy Monsters that will chase you down with their leafy tentacles and try to tickle you to death. It’s both terrifying and hilarious.

3. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have regular events like Ivy Decorating Contests, where players compete to see who can create the most elaborate ivy-covered structure. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean sonnets.

4. And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Ivy Maze, a labyrinth of twisting vines and thorny bushes that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the maze that will make you the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the English Ivy Edition of Minecraft and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

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Sam’s Rogan Minecraft Server

Sam Harris, debate, Sams, influence, controversy

Are you tired of boring old podcasts where people actually talk about serious stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you can handle!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where Sam Harris is going after Trump and Joe Rogan. Instead, come hang out with us where we have epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Who needs the New York Times and Wall Street Journal when you can get all the information you need from a group of crazy Minecraft players? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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SisMomMC_Server

SisMomMC_Server, relationship boundaries, Self Discovery, sibling relationship, Fatherhood

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships and drama just like in the real world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server?

So come on, join us and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and excitement! Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional.

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UniCraft: The Nephew Escape

throwaway, rich uncle, family conflict, Parental Pressure, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft your way to peace and tranquility.

Just like how this uncle stepped in to support his nephew, we’ve got your back too! Need help building a castle? We’ve got builders ready to lend a hand. Want to mine for diamonds without any family drama? Our server is the perfect place for you!

Forget about Jane and Scott’s blended family drama, on our server, you can create your own family of Minecraft friends who will always have your back. And hey, if you need a rich uncle to pay for your virtual education, we’ve got that covered too!

So come join us and let’s build a world where family drama doesn’t exist, only blocks and fun adventures await you!

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CraftyPrivNaiveBF

opportunities, financial obligations, budgeting, privileged, Naive

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and privilege! Just like Tony with his Ivy League education, you too can brag about your accomplishments in our virtual world. Take a break from budgeting groceries and water bills and immerse yourself in a world where everyone has the opportunity to advance – even if it’s just in building the coolest Minecraft castle.

Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!

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ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

Columbia, ivy, campus life, Based, extracurricular activities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Chunk Error SMP VS Hypixel

Survival, Europe, Vanilla, multiplayer, Gaming

Chunk Error SMP	Hypixel
Pros	Pros
Enhanced vanilla SMP experience	Large variety of mini-games and game modes
Welcoming community with diverse player base	Active player base with millions of players
Daily quests and achievements to keep players engaged	Regular updates and events
New and improved structures to explore	Custom plugins and features

FAQ

Question: Is Chunk Error SMP suitable for solo players?	Question: How does Hypixel differ from other servers?
Answer: Chunk Error SMP offers a welcoming community that is great for solo players to join and interact with other players. Daily quests and achievements also provide solo activities.	Answer: Hypixel stands out with its large variety of mini-games and game modes, as well as regular updates and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Question: Can I play with friends on Chunk Error SMP?	Question: What is the player base like on Hypixel?
Answer: Yes, you can definitely play with friends on Chunk Error SMP and explore the new and improved structures together.	Answer: Hypixel has millions of players, providing a vibrant and active player base for you to join and enjoy the games with.

WTF Minecraft Madness

WTF, madness, shock, what the devil, confusion

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land: ‘Is this the best we can do?’

self-assessment, McLaughingtons, self-realization, best, Self-examination

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Xenon SMP: Where chaos meets creepers and your diamonds disappear in seconds! Join us for Season 2!

India, Bosses, vibrant, Seconds, smp

Xenon SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Xenon SMP
Server Location	India
Supported Versions	1.17.X-1.20.X
Game Types	[SMP] [Modded] {Semi-Anarchy} {PvP}
Hardware	Processor: AMD Epyc 7763 Ram: 16GB DDR4 Networking: 10 GBPS Administrators & Owners: Alxe & Aparii

FAQ

What is Xenon and why should I pick you guys over the competition?

Xenon is your ultimate destination for a thrilling and immersive SMP experience! With an active staff team dedicated to enhancing your gameplay, Xenon stands out from the competition. Our server boasts a myriad of exciting features designed to keep you engaged and entertained. We are driven by the passion to create a vibrant community where every player feels valued and included.

Why should I choose Xenon over other servers?

We have a vibrant and diverse community; we promote friendliness and will try to help out the community as much as we can. We are also looking for players who are friendly and willing to help out newer members. Additionally, we offer features such as an expanding world border, custom structures, bosses, air drops, player shops, and more!

What are the server specifications?

The server is located in India and supports versions 1.17.X-1.20.X. The game types include [SMP], [Modded], {Semi-Anarchy}, and {PvP}. The hardware includes an AMD Epyc 7763 processor, 16GB DDR4 RAM, and 10 GBPS networking. The administrators & owners of the server are Alxe & Aparii.