Players: |
110/400 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Enchantments Applied: |
216 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
13 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
12 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
9 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
12 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
9 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!