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CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8948	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7253
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mines Excavated:	4548

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!

SoccerCraft Minecraft Server

camaraderie, Challenges, Competition, Dedication, Defeats, determination, football, games, goals, growth, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Passion, perseverance, Server, SoccerCraft, sports, success, Support, TEAM, Training, victories

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	2026	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8582	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of kicking around a boring old soccer ball in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and kick around a giant diamond-encrusted pig instead! That’s right, our football journey will have you scoring goals and dodging creepers like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Soccer Wizard, who can teach you secret spells to make your opponents trip over their own feet or turn into chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you score a hat trick, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Goalpost Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your football journey today! Who knows, you might even become the next Messi of Minecraft.

CampCraft: Indigenous Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, camp opportunities, campcraft, Caucasian, children’s files, colleagues, Conflict, fair, Guidelines, homeless shelter, indigenous, Indigenous families, Indigenous organization, Minecraft, Partnership, Partnerships, priority, Race, racism, scholarship, Server, Siblings, social worker, summer camp, white child

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ores Mined:	9968
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spark joy in your virtual life? Look no further, because our server is like a children’s museum…but on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions, just like our social worker friend here. You’ll have to choose between siblings, Indigenous kids, and even Caucasian kids for that one coveted spot on our server. Will you be called racist? Will your colleagues be FURIOUS with you? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other opportunities for you to enjoy on our server. From trampoline parks to zoos, the fun never ends! So come on down and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs a children’s museum when you’ve got us?

MacBookMayhemCraft

autism, birthday gift, Boundaries, Chromebook, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, ENTITLEMENT, family, friendship, high school, laptop, macbook air, macbook pro, MacBookMayhemCraft, parenting, PS5, repair shop, roblox, spoiled brat, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	202
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, free from entitled brats stomping on your MacBook Pro. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without worrying about any Legos being thrown at your precious creations.

Forget about entitled kids demanding access to your laptop, on our server, everyone is equal and respected. No more worries about smashed screens or broken keyboards – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting. Who needs a PS5 when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure instead? Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in our Minecraft server!

CraftyCashGrab

brand loyalty., conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, designer brands, excessive spending, extravagant purchases, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, lifestyle inflation, Luxury items, materialistic culture, overpriced products, retail therapy, retail trends, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be so entertained, you’ll forget all about wasting money on things like diamond-encrusted toilet seats and solid gold toothbrushes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for riches and glory!

FrozenFundsFTW

blinken, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, economic sanctions, financial aid, foreign policy, frozen funds, FrozenFundsFTW, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israeli prime minister, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, palestinian authority, Palestinian funds, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political pressure, US Secretary of State, US-Israel relations

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2083
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	127	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanna be like a diplomat or something? well, THIS SERVER is the place for u! u can build ur own embassy and negotiate with other players to release frozen funds for ur country! it’s like real life but in minecraft! plus, u can ride llamas into battle and have dance parties with creepers. come join us for the most epic diplomatic minecraft experience ever!