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CraftyBrokeLand

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7525	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	1649	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3613
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Star Shards Collected:	114
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6762	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Enchantments Applied:	166
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3776	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	275	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	6495
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!