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FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	56
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, every time, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, jaw-dropping, learned, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., still blows my mind, Surprising, think about, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Potions Brewed:	113	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

#sustainability, Approves, Biodiversity, chief, climate change, conservation, Convergence, environmental agreements, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global plastics treaty, International cooperation, marine life, ocean conservation, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution control, recycling, Sustainable development, UN environment chief, waste management

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7025	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

About to start, Ambitions, aspirations, Beginning, BLOCK, Crafty, dreams, finding direction, goals, Identity, Journey, life path, Minecraft, motivation, Party, personal growth, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, What I am for

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

10x, 15m, 15m wait, Alpha, Biz, Community, cryptocurrency, Dead, discussion, finance, Forums, Good, internet, investing, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, stocks, Trading, WAIT, WTF

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Potions Brewed:	188

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

aita, awkward, Boundaries, college, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, Deception, Decision making, ex, ExGFExposed, Girlfriend, high school, Honesty, instagram, Minecraft, partner, past, perspective, relationship, Server, social media, suspicion

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

apple bobbing, autumn celebrations, candy corn, costume party, dressing up, fall festivities, festive treats, ghost stories, Halloween, halloween night, Halloween plans, Halloween traditions, haunted house, jack-o-lanterns, Plans, pumpkin carving, scary movies, spooky decorations, SpookySMP, Trick or Treat, Trick or treating, VIBES

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

MineCraftAddict

daily activities, daily essentials, daily habits, daily must-haves, daily necessities, daily practices, daily rituals, daily rituals for happiness, daily rituals for productivity, daily rituals for success, daily rituals for well-being, daily routine, daily routine habits, daily self care, daily traditions, essential rituals, habits, MinecraftAddict, morning routine, must-do rituals, self-care

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	161621	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	7481
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!