ItVS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBants: NSFW Edition

Adult, BlockyBants, Confidential, Edition, explicit, fun fact, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, Provocative, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, seductive, spicy, tantalizing, titillating

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	237
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Secret Passages Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and let your NSFW flag fly high!

We’ve got a secret underground club where players can share their most scandalous NSFW fun facts about themselves. From skydiving naked to accidentally setting their house on fire while trying to cook a gourmet meal, our players have done it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Pantsless Parade,” where players strip down to their undies and march through the virtual streets in a celebration of freedom and silliness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – and maybe your pants too!

DonetskCraft: S-300 Smackdown

air defense, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, Donetsk oblast, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, military intervention, missile defense, Russian, S-300 system, S300, SECURITY, SmackDown, Syrskyi, Syrskyi statement, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine be hitting Russian S-300 systems in Donetsk Oblast?! Like, bruh, that’s some next level PvP action right there! Join our server and be a part of the epic battle between Ukraine and Russia, except it’s in Minecraft and there are no real consequences, just a whole lotta fun!

We got players building giant S-300 systems and launching missiles at each other, all in the name of good ol’ fashioned chaos. Plus, our admin Syrskyi is like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and making sure everyone has a blast. Literally, there are explosions everywhere, it’s lit!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of international conflict in the safety of your own blocky world. Who needs real world drama when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

WhovianCraft: Uniting Differences

acceptance, British, Character development, compassion, Differences, different people, Diversity, dr who, Empathy, friendship, good qualities, lessons, life lessons, morality, relationships, Sci Fi, Teaches, television, time travel, Understanding, Uniting, VALUES, WhovianCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where dr. who is the mayor and he teaches us all about finding good qualities in different people. like, he’s got this crazy TARDIS that can teleport you to different dimensions within the game. one time, he took us to a dimension where everything was made out of candy and we had to fight off evil gummy bears. it was wild, man.

plus, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who help us mine for diamonds. they’re like our little buddies, always cracking jokes and making us laugh.

and get this, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where we all dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs. it’s a blast, trust me.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then join us and let dr. who show you the way to finding the good in everyone. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

OpioidCraft: Isoform Inhibitors

Chronic pain, chronic pain treatment, drug development, drug safety, effective treatment, inhibitors, Isoform, medical breakthrough, Medical research, opioid inhibitors, opioid safety, opioid therapy, OpioidCraft, opioids, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, protein isoform inhibitors, protein therapy, research, safer opioids, Therapy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on, like seriously bro. we got protein isoform inhibitors all up in dis place, makin opioids safer and more effective for chronic pain. like, who knew minecraft could be so scientific, amirite?

join us and be part of da revolution in pain management, u won’t regret it. plus, we got like, secret underground labs where we experiment with all sorts of crazy stuff, it’s like a mad scientist’s dream come true.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make minecraft history together, one protein inhibitor at a time. let’s get lit, fam!

SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server

anti cheat, anti-xer, banner, best, description, develop, LARGEST, Launch, minecraft server, Play, Project, Server, SPERMACRAFT

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	863884
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

This server is the largest and currently the best project you can imagine.The server has just launched, play and developAnti-cheat and anti-xer are present.

ru4.mineserv.su:27292

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bedlam, biden, Bidens, commentary, criticism, current events, Failing.., Government, Incompetence, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, reaction, Server, shitting the bed, social media, tfw, Video, viral

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Emeralds Found:	6587	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, cruise vacation, Divorce, emotional affair, ExHubbyNoVacay, family vacation, healing, marriage proposal, Minecraft, open marriage, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, second chance, self-care, Server, single parenting, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Votes:	9234
Dragon Eggs Found:	1179	Runes Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

HubbyCheckBeforePlans

abusive behavior, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, control, Double-checking, Exclusivity, friendship, HubbyCheckBeforePlans, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, Motherhood, parenting, partner, Plans, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Votes:	4782
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where checking in with your husband is not only encouraged, it’s a requirement! Why? Because we believe in the power of communication and making sure your loved ones know where you are at all times, just like in real life!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!

Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.

So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!

NoSecondDate Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating stories, dating tips, deal breakers, first date, first impressions, Minecraft, NoSecondDate, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, second date, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in awkward goodbyes and no second date in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.

Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.

So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!