French Fry Funland: Oui Oui, Baguette Bonanza

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have absolutely no chill!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted llama or battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our spawn point is a disco party where the creepers bust a move and the skeletons do the floss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest block tower, built entirely by a team of highly trained parrots. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where unicorns roam free and grant wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t redeem ze card, join our madness-filled Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

GrannyCraft – Where Grandma Texts You After a Long Time

Chat, Communication, Elderly, family, funny, Grandma, GrannyCraft, humor, internet culture, Long, Long Time, memes, NIJISEETHE, Real Life, relationships, spill over, text messages, texts, Time, virtual world, Visit, visitation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Grandma can’t resist joining in on the fun! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, Grandma texts you asking when you’ll visit. Instead of a normal response, you hit her with a “NIJISEETHE!” and close the chat. That’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for insane building competitions where the prize is a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. Encounter zombie llamas that drop enchanted golden carrots when defeated. Explore our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, granting you unlimited resources with each flush.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a visit from Grandma herself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a love for all things ridiculous.

Pixelated Quests: Where the F**k Did All the Good RPGs Go?

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4680	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Votes:	6833

Are you tired of all the boring Souls-slop games flooding the market? Looking for some action RPG excitement that will actually make you say “What the fuck” in a good way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane quests, ridiculous boss battles, and unbelievable loot that will make you question reality. We promise you’ll be saying “What the fuck happened” in the best possible way!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a Minecraft server like no other. Join now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience that will leave you saying “What the fuck” in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Steve Asks Weird Questions

achievement, Asks, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural values, discrimination, education, equality, hard work, History, intelligence, Jews, Minority, opportunity, perseverance, prejudice, questions, Religion, social mobility, Stereotypes, steve, success, wealth, weird, Whites

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	3539
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Potions Brewed:	170
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret treasures and challenges that will test your skills and wit. Rumor has it that the reason Jews are more successful than whites is because they have been secretly mining diamonds in our server for centuries!

But that’s not all – we also have a unicorn petting zoo and a dragon breeding program. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, ruling over your own kingdom of mythical creatures and riches. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and uncover the truth behind Jewish success!

CheckmateCraft – Where Creeper meets Knight

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we have GODbi levels of energy! Our players are so hyped up, they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed!

Join our server and become part of the Candidates sub edition! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weekend tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PixelLove: Where Cute Boys Mine & Craft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are there any cute boys on here? Well, let me tell you, on our Minecraft server, the players are so attractive that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up just to get a closer look! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated prince charming and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding in our virtual chapel of love. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? So come on, log in, and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

JewelCraft: Where pets mine diamonds and creepers wear tiaras!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have something EPIC in store for you!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like never before! Our world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and even talking llamas! You’ll never know what WACKY creatures you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare and powerful creature that only the bravest players can tame. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride the Diamond Unicorn will be granted UNLIMITED DIAMONDS for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to look between the U and P on your keyboard for the secret entrance to our AWESOME server!

CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

BlockyBoys R Us – Where Cute Boys Rule

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most amphibious and adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🐸

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t allow you to express your love for cute Amphibian Boys? Well, look no further! On this server, if your male character is cute enough, he’s more than welcome to stay and hop around with the rest of the crew. 🌟

But that’s not all! We fully support your love for Stars, Niji, and Indie characters. In fact, we encourage it! Let your oshi shine bright like a diamond on our server. 💎

And don’t worry about any drama with BFE or gosling lovers. We believe in love without repercussions here! So feel free to show your affection for your favorite characters without fear of judgment. ❤️

Now, we do have some rules to keep things running smoothly. No female collab discussions allowed here! This is a male-dominated server, and we like to keep it that way. But don’t worry, you have the entire board for all your female-related drama needs. 😉

And remember, no self-shilling allowed! If you want to promote yourself, head on over to /vt/wvt instead. We like to keep things fair and square around here. ♦️

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers. And please, no derailing the thread with fighting. We’re all about peace, love, and hornyposting here. 😜

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Cute Amphibian Boys 😀 Edition and let the fun begin! 🎮

PixelPunch: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Buildings Constructed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with basic graphics and lame gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!

Join now and experience graphics so mind-blowing, even modern consoles can’t compete! Our Death Star level will have you feeling like a Jedi in no time.

Don’t be a poser and miss out on the fun! Play the game and see why it’s the first freaking level – because it’s THAT awesome!

Who needs realistic flight physics when you can have crazy, over-the-top action? Our server is all about non-stop excitement and insane graphics that will make you question reality. Say goodbye to boring 2D JPEGs and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

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