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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3189 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!