itsmeexpert4 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	700	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	408
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

m11.joinserver.ru:25749

TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2918

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	52	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Animals Bred:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Emeralds Found:	9195	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	655

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).

Movie Magic Minecraft Server

action, Cinematic, Cliches, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, imagination, larger than life, Magic, make believe, Minecraft, Movie, movies, plot twists, romance, Server, Special effects, storytelling, Suspense, unrealistic

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Do you ever watch movies and wonder why you never see people riding dragons or fighting off zombies in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Join us for epic battles against hordes of creepers, build your own castle to protect yourself from the impending dragon invasion, and even team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon. So why settle for boring real life when you can experience all the excitement and adventure in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!