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Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Items Found:	1768	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ores Mined:	2489	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3800	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!

FamBlockNoSis

estranged relationships, FamBlockNoSis, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family healing, family loyalty, family reconciliation, Family Support, family trust, family unity, Family Values, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this player and her sister.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a virtual world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh, all while building your dream pixelated paradise.

Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, betrayal, and redemption – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can witness epic showdowns and heartfelt moments right here on our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of your very own family feud – Minecraft style!

FruitHaterMC SMP

despise, despised fruit, detest, dislike, Fruit, fruit abhorrence, fruit abomination, fruit antipathy, fruit aversion, fruit detestation, fruit disdain, fruit disgust, fruit hatred, fruit loathing, fruit repulsion, fruit revulsion, FruitHaterMC, least favorite fruit, loathe, most hated fruit, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Animals Bred:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!

BrunchCraftersUnited

breakfast alternatives., breakfast habits, breakfast skipping consequences, BrunchCraftersUnited, busy lifestyle, convenience, diet choices, energy levels, health choices, intermittent fasting, lack of time, meal planning, metabolism, morning routine, not hungry in the morning, nutrition, on-the-go eating, reasons for skipping breakfast, Skipping breakfast, weight loss

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of skipping breakfast and feeling like a sad, soggy creeper in the morning? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of breakfast foods that will have your pixelated tummy rumbling with joy. From bacon-wrapped porkchops to diamond-encrusted waffles, we’ve got it all! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless breakfast-loving warriors who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your morning meal? So come on down to our server and start your day off right – because breakfast is the most important meal of the Minecraft day, after all!

CraftyRubles Minecraft Server

Banks, Business, compliance, CraftyRubles, Diplomacy, Economy, finance, financial institutions, foreign affairs, global economy, India, international relations, Minecraft, Political, regulations, risk management, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, U.S. Treasury, Warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz the U.S. Treasury is like warning India’s banks about doing business with Russia, but like, we don’t care about that drama. we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff in Minecraft. plus, we got this crazy story about a creeper who stole all the diamonds in the land and now we gotta band together to get them back. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

MomCraftAbortionZone

abortion cases, abortion rights, court ruling, Family Law, gender equality, healthcare decisions, judicial decision, legal precedent, legal say, Legal System, maternal rights, MomCraftAbortionZone, MOTHERS, parental rights, reproductive rights, Social Issues, Swiss court ruling, Swiss law, women’s autonomy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so, like, on this super cool minecraft server, we got this rule that only moms can make decisions about abortions! like, imagine a world where only moms can decide if a creeper should explode or not! it’s like, a swiss court ruling but for minecraft! join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures, where only the power of motherhood can save the day! come on, be a part of this crazy world where moms rule all!