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DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Farms Harvested:	218
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	8112
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	2235	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

adhd, ADHD awareness, ADHD diagnosis, ADHD diagnosis rate, ADHD medication, ADHD medication access, ADHD medication availability, ADHD medication barriers, ADHD medication challenges, ADHD medication difficulties, ADHD medication issues, ADHD medication shortage, ADHD prevalence, ADHD statistics, ADHD treatment, adult adhd, adulting, Craft, diagnosis in adulthood, Fun, mental health, Mining, prescription medication, stimulant medication

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

action, Adventure, Echoes, Echoes of Wisdom, FANTASY, forum, Game, legend of zelda, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nintendo, right now, role playing, Server, Tag, Thread, threat, tri-rod, Urgency, video game, whack, wisdom, Zelda, Zeldas

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

american football, boxing, classification system, Football (Interest), football basics, football classification, football rules, how to get into american football, learning american football, Minecraft, MMA, rules, smp, sports, sports basics, sports classification, sports interest, sports learning, sports rules, sports understanding, touchdown, understanding american football

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
New Chunks Explored:	445874	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!