| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 247 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7678 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Votes: | 2569 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 332 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9480 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3950 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5048 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5156 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6606 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 941 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8597 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4304 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
