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Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, calling out, Defending, Destroying, DRAMATUBERS, fans defending behavior, girls pandering, love, Minecraft, Pandering, phase fans, PhasedCraft, Promoting, Server, supporting, Views, Watching

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	3491
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

#animeaddict, Anime, anticipation, binge watching, Community, discussion, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Finally, forum, long awaited, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, posted, Recommendations, series, Server, television, trending, TV, Watching

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	891

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7468	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Buildings Constructed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	502954	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6114

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	340622
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Potions Brewed:	69	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net