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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9346 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?