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Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

“2000s”, 1980s, 80s00s, asian, bad games, banger, beta state, black men, dev teams, Development, good games, Kids, Lectures, lesbians, Lies, live service, Men, micro transactions, Minecraft, modern games, movie games, niggers, Nostalgia, pixelated, quick time events, Server, shitters, Single player, trannies, Trash, UI, White, white men, woman dev teams

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

Aki, Aki Rosenthal, Apex, Ark, asmr, Choco, Cooking, English only streams, fps games, hololive, Ichijou Ririka, indie games, madness, matsuri, mel, meme, Menhera, Minecraft, Natsuiro Matsuri, off-collabs, Ririka, Roboco, singing, TEAM, VCR servers, Yozora Mel, Yuzuki Choco

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	70	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	1972	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	108

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

Agenda, AntiRebuild, bethesda, Bethesdas, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Destruction, embraced, Evolution, game development, Hilariously, Humanity, humanity’s future, moral choices, narrative design, NCR, open world games, philosophical themes, post-apocalyptic, progress, ReBuilding, society, starting over, storytelling, Survival, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	1653

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

Beliefs, Biblical stories, Builds, Crafty, CREEPERS, Divine, Epic, Eruv, FAITH, GOD, Gods, Jacob wrestling with the angel, Jewish practices, Jews, judaism, Kapparoth, KosherSwitch, Religion, religious symbolism, Rituals, Sacred, spirituality, Tashlikh, Traditions, ungodlike

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

ANYTHING.., Being, Dying, Far.., Imagine, kind of, Life, low status, manage, Minecraft, nothing to lose, PeasantCraft, planet, Powerful, realize, Scary, single male, Status, STOP, think about, young, Youngling, Youre

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Gender Bender Craft

Avril Lavigne, Bender, Craft, empowerment, gender, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, LGBTQ Representation, love story, Lyrics, Music, nonconformity, pop culture, punk fashion, Punk Rock, Rebellion, relationships, societal norms, Stereotypes, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Crops Grown:	9384	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

#impatience, Angry, Army, Behavior, collide, Communication, conformity, culture, discipline, emotions, Epic, Expectations, Frustration, gameplay, Hierarchy, impatient, Korea, koreans, mental health, Minecraft, Passive, PassiveAggressiveness, Server, social norms, society, Stereotypes, stress, tradition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

action button, Arsenal Gear, artificiality, City of Glass, codec, Identity, infinite ammo, Memetics, meta-game world, metal gear solid, mgs, Minecraft, Mission, Paul Auster, pixelated, post-modern fiction, post-modern metafiction, pranksters, Reality, sci fi story, select button, Server, The New York Trilogy, virtual, VR simulation, VR-simulation theory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

augments, capcom, Chaos, character creator, Character Creator Archiver, core skills, Crafting, CREW, DD2 pawn sheet, DD2 Pawns, DD2 Steam page, ddg, Do you want your pawn hired?, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, guild, LOLma, Official Capcom Survey, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, Storm the Greatwall, survey, Wiki

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, attraction, big, Busty, Compliment, curves, DELICIOUS, desire, Fruit, FRUITS, Gratitude, juicy, love, madness, massive melons, melon, Obsession, rule, Sensual, SWEET, Tasty, voluptuous, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!