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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5992 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.
