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SmellCraft: AITA Edition

aita, assumption, auto finance, body odor, car lot, Communication, Confrontation, customer service, discomfort, Edition, hygiene, loan, odorous, offensive, Professionalism, SCENTED, sensitivity, smell, SmellCraft, trade-in, Vehicle, workplace etiquette

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

CraftyCrafterz

baking, Cooking, CraftyCrafterz, cycling, dancing, diy projects, gardening, Hiking, knitting, meditation, Painting, photography, playing musical instruments, reading, rock climbing, Surfing, Traveling, volunteering, woodworking, Writing, yoga

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the cool kids in the blocky world!

Join our server if you’re into players who can do the floss dance while mining diamonds, or if you swoon over someone who can build a pixel art of a giant taco in under 5 minutes. We’ve got players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, or create elaborate roller coasters that make you question your own sanity.

If you’re looking for a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then this is the place for you. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off zombie hordes together.

FrenchieFrontiers

activism, anti-extremism, anti-fascism, Coalition, far right, French History, French politics, FrenchieFrontiers, historical context, left wing, opposition, political alliance, political strategy, Popular Front, progressive movement, resistance, resistance movement, social justice, socialism, solidarity, Unity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	169	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool Minecraft server where all the Frenchies left their forms and joined this epic group called the ‘Popular Front’ to battle against the far right. but, like, instead of fighting with words and stuff, they battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft! join this server if you want to be part of the most intense political showdown ever seen in the Minecraft universe. plus, there’s like, free baguettes for all players and a secret underground bunker filled with croissants. you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust me!

Time Traveling Blocks

1938, 1981, 2024.., blocks, Calendar, Centuries, comparison, comparison of years, Dates.., Decades, Distance, far apart, Future, gap, historical, interval, past, Time, Timeline, Traveling, Years, years apart

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can do backflips and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. u can ride on a flying llama and battle giant creepers dat shoot rainbows out their butts. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, our spawn point is a giant disco ball dat plays dubstep music 24/7. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life, u wont regret it!

[Java & Bedrock] LiveAndBuild.Net | Survival Server

balanced gameplay, bedrock, BUILD, Community, cross-platform, Experience, Feedback, java, Jobs, Join, mc.liveandbuild.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nogriefing, Peace, PvE, PvP, Residence, Server, smp, Survival, Tools

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

CROSS PLATFORM! Both Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition can join!

Welcome to LiveAndBuild.Net… Completely based around the community, using user feedback we believe we have crafted one of the best survival Minecraft servers on the planet. With over 8 years experience running game servers you can have trust in us to provide fair, equal, and balanced game play. Whether you like to PvP, or just build in peace we offer the tools to do this.

What are you waiting for? Join MC.LIVEANDBUILD.NET today!

mc.liveandbuild.net

Magic Dungeons and Towny, oh my! Journey through Realmportal for a wild adventure with custom items and creatures! Version 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Community, Creatures, Custom, custom content, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, immersive experience, Items, Journey, Magic, mmorpg, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvE, Realmportal, Roleplaying, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, town-building, Towny, Version, Wild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Farms Harvested:	616
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Votes:	7129
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7587	Crops Grown:	5581
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Minecraft Server
A mesmerizing take on RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with fancy custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more flavorful content!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Realmportal?	Realmportal is a Minecraft server that offers an immersive RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic, and more.
How many classes are available?	There are several classes to choose from, each with various skills and abilities for players to explore and level up RPG style.
Are there dungeons in Realmportal?	Yes, players can descend into massive and intricate dungeons, where they can battle exciting mobs, solve puzzles, and discover exclusive loot and gear.
Can players fly on dragons in the open-world wilderness?	Yes, players can take to the skies on dragons and explore colourful new biomes, build towns, and engage in an economy with player shops, auctions, factories, and farms.
Is griefing and stealing allowed in Realmportal?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden in Realmportal, and players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims and container locks.
Is Realmportal free to play?	Yes, Realmportal is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements. Players can enjoy the server’s immersive content without any additional costs.
How can I join Realmportal?	You can join Realmportal by visiting the server’s website at realmportalmc.xyz and immersing yourself in the captivating RPGMMO Towny Survival experience.

FalcomCraft Minecraft Server

10th anniversary, Alternate Saga, CN/KR version, Demo, Downloads, Epic Games Store, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, FalcomCraft, gameplay footage, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Leaks.., Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, ps4, saves, scans, Server, Switch, Tokyo Xanadu, translation patches, undub patches, Website, Ys vs. Trails in the Sky

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2967	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are jealous. We’ve got more mods, saves, and pre-patched translations than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own epic structures, explore new lands, and conquer the Nether like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got leaks of Ys vs Trails in the Sky: Alternate Saga port/localization in development. That’s right, you can battle it out in the skies with your favorite characters from both series.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s craft some epic memories together. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine is a regular player.

FightCraft Minecraft Server

action movie stars, action stars, Actors, badass actors, Combat Skills, Fight, fight choreography, fight scenes, FightCraft, hand to hand combat, Hollywood fighters, martial artists, Martial Arts, Minecraft, movie action, movie fights, on-screen brawls, physical training, screen fighting, Server, stunt doubles, stunt performers, tough guys

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	82

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness some of the most epic battles between actors who can actually fight! Ever wondered what it would be like to see Leonardo DiCaprio throw down with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in a pixelated arena? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for insane PvP battles where Hollywood’s finest duke it out for supremacy. Will Tom Cruise’s parkour skills be enough to take down Jason Statham’s brute strength? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can team up with your favorite action stars to take on hordes of zombies, creepers, and skeletons. Can you survive the onslaught with Keanu Reeves by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate showdown of actors who can actually fight! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is to never talk about Fight Club…oops, wrong movie.

SwiftieSquad Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Choice, clubbing, Concert, decision, Disappointment, eras tour, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, hangover, Happy, inconsiderate, Minecraft, overreacting, roommates, Server, sick, swiftie, SwiftieSquad, Taylor Swift, ticketmaster, TICKETS, work emergency

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Reasons to join: 1. We have surprise events just like the surprise song section at the concert. You never know what’s coming next! 2. We value appreciation and enthusiasm, just like giving the ticket to a die-hard Swiftie. 3. Experience the thrill of making tough decisions, like choosing between a concert and a sick girlfriend.

Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server! Who needs a concert when you have us?

BlockyInheritance

assets, Austin, beneficiaries, bequeathment, BlockyInheritance, Charity, children, Court, DEBT, estranged, Financial, Friend, House, Inheritance, Investments, Lawyer, net worth, Spouse, texas, thailand, Trust, Will

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game inheritance drama is more exciting than real life! 🏠💰

🔥 Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to accept a luxurious house near Austin, Texas, or pass it on to some estranged adult children who didn’t even visit their dad during his illness! 😱

💸 Sell the house, rent it out, or donate the proceeds to charity – the choice is yours! Just make sure to watch out for those ex-colleagues of good repute who witnessed the will, they might be lurking around in the game too! 👀

💰 With a house worth a whopping $1.8 million, you’ll be adding more than just a few percent to your net wealth – talk about a Minecraft jackpot! 💸💰

👻 And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter the ghost of the first wife haunting the property from over 20 years ago! 👻

🎉 So come on in and join the fun – because on this server, even the most mundane real-life situations turn into wild Minecraft adventures! 🎮🤣🏠