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IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Emeralds Found:	1380
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	533
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Animals Bred:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2090
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	8486
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!