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Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

Paige’s Minecraft SMP Pick – Is she #1 in WNBA?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and maybe even a sighting of Paige Bueckers herself! Rumor has it she’s taking a break from basketball to dominate in Minecraft and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with her. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with wacky mods and custom plugins that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper do the moonwalk like this before.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we have daily tournaments where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn through a field of glitter, and challenge a dragon to a rap battle all in one day? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Where’s Whiteline Anon and His Profitable Short Positions? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of losing money in the stock market because of shady characters like whiteline anon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of Wall Street and start making some serious virtual cash!

Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to track down whiteline anon and his dastardly short positions. Will you uncover his secret lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Or will you team up with other players to take him down once and for all?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, participate in wacky minigames, and even run your own virtual business. Who needs the stock market when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just watch out for those sneaky short sellers…

WaWa’s World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	9843
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an Austrian tour guide on a sugar rush? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even GWS Raden himself would be impressed. Join now for a chance to win a Vita Ramen collab with Kiara – because who wouldn’t want to eat ramen with a virtual idol?

Plus, stream all of Kiara’s hit songs like Hero For a Day, Love Rush, and even MindCraft – because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft-themed bop? And if you’re new to Kiara, check out some of her best streams to get a taste of the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

No Homo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	252	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is so awesome that even Hollywood wants to make a movie about it. But don’t worry, it’s definitely not about homosexuality. In fact, our server is so manly that even the creepers are afraid to come near us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft community).

Sir’s Decision Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Farms Harvested:	870
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further, because our server is a wild and crazy ride that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when we had a massive chicken parade through the village square. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into sheep. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

One Piece Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the player who insists on only speaking in pig Latin to the one who builds roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding around every corner!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7138
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	257

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRB.SKYBARS.ME

Liberty Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.

Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.

Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!