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ProudCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Debating, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling neglected, feeling unacknowledged, feeling unappreciated, Minecraft, parental expectations, proud parents, ProudCraft, school achievements, seeking approval, seeking recognition, seeking validation, self worth, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, teenage emotions, teenage struggles, validation from parents

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6092
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of not getting the recognition you deserve for your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further than our server! We appreciate all your achievements, big or small, and we’ll make sure you feel like the true Minecraft champion you are.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in our virtual arenas, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Who needs a debate chamber when you can have a Minecraft showdown like no other?

Don’t let your parents’ lack of appreciation bring you down – join our server and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft master. Plus, our prime minister is a creeper, so you know things are always interesting around here. Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft legend on our server!

LesbianCraft: No Secrets, Just Love

apologies, arranged marriage, co parenting, culture, custody agreement, DATING, Demands, disowned, ex’s wishes, family, forced marriage, Girlfriend, Homophobia, lesbian relationship, LesbianCraft, love, Meeting, parenting, relationship, Religion, Secrets, Son

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

We’ve got arranged marriages, forbidden love, disownment threats, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, cultural clashes, and overbearing exes who think they have a say in your love life. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape into a world where the drama is as intense as a TNT explosion. Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft.

BlockyBreakup

BlockyBreakup, communication problems, compatibility, differences in values, emotional disconnect, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of appreciation, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, reason for break up, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

CraftyUkrainians – MoscowMayhem

airstrike, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, drone strike, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Massive, Military, Missile Base, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, provocation, RETALIATION, Russian, s-300, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Star Shards Collected:	154
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3703	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

come join our minecraft server where ukraine and russia duke it out in epic battles with S-300 missiles and massive drone strikes on moscow! build your own missile base and defend it against enemy attacks, or join the fight and launch your own drone strikes on the enemy! who will come out on top in this crazy war-torn world? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

WeekendWarriorMC

active lifestyle, brain health, cardiovascular health, consistent exercise, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, healthy habits, high intensity, HIIT, Long-term Health, mental health, Mental well-being, overall health, physical activity, physical wellness, strength training, stress relief, Weekend Warriors, WeekendWarriorMC, workout routine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Ores Mined:	7755
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

come join our cray cray minecraft server where only the weekend warriors survive! if you exercise like a beast for 150 minutes a week and cram it all into one or two days, you’ll fit right in here! we have brain and mental health benefits just like exercising over many days, but with a twist!

our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will keep you on your toes. only the strongest and most dedicated players can handle the intensity of our weekend warrior lifestyle.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show off your epic gaming skills while reaping the rewards of a healthy mind and body. who knew minecraft could be so good for you? let’s get this party started, weekend warriors unite! 🎮💪🧠

HerCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, consequences, controversy, digital footprint, Ethics, explicit content, gossip, HerCraft, internet, leaked, Minecraft, nudes, online reputation, personal data, privacy breach, privacy concerns, remember her, RESPONSIBILITY, scandal, Server, sharing, social media, viral

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some scandalous gossip! Join us for a chance to uncover some juicy secrets and maybe even stumble upon some scandalous nudes floating around in the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DegenerateSlutCraft Minecraft SMP

conservative beliefs, conservative movement, controversial topics, cultural attitudes, Degenerates, DegenerateSlutCraft, Ethics, extremism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, morality, political affiliation, Political Correctness, political discourse, political extremism, political ideology, right-wing politics, Sluts, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, traditional values

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got a wild and wacky community full of degenerates and sluts who love to cause chaos and stir up drama.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through political debates while also fending off attacks from rival factions of furries and flat earthers. Our server is like a never-ending reality TV show, with twists and turns at every corner.

So come on, join us and see why right-wing politics attract the most outrageous and entertaining players in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and madness!

GFmadRacismNoCareLOL

black man, Communication, cultural perceptions, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, GFmadRacismNoCareLOL, Girlfriend, HR policies, last names, male centered job, racial discrimination, racial humor, racial identity, racial insensitivity, racial stereotypes, racism, relationship conflicts, work environment, workplace dynamics, workplace nicknames

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nicknaming is taken to a whole new level! Join us and become part of our unique community where everyone is known by their last name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

Are you tired of being called Steve or Alex in every other server? Well, here you can be Black Lastname, Big Lastname, or even Red Lastname if you have red hair (in-game, of course). Embrace your new identity and stand out from the crowd!

Our server is a place where camaraderie and inside jokes reign supreme. Just like in the real world, we have our own version of the “Smith” conundrum, but with a hilarious twist. Who wouldn’t want to be known as Little Lastname if they’re shorter than the “original” or Medium Lastname if they’re just average height?

So, grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures in a world where nicknames are as wild as your imagination. And remember, here at our server, there’s no room for being offended – only room for laughter and good times!

RegretCraft: Should’ve Dug Deeper!

actions, Choices, consequences, Decision making, Deeper, Dug, Guilt, hindsight, inaction, learning experiences, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second guessing, self improvement, self-doubt, Shouldve, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	147594
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams and then some!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers who have a strange obsession with wearing pumpkins on their heads. Build a castle so magnificent that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire its beauty.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken who’s afraid of heights, in which case, maybe stick to farming carrots).

CraftyUkrainiansLOL

comes into force, Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkrainiansLOL, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, Hungary law, international relations, law, legislation, Political, restricting, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Support, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5185	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more craziness than a law restricting support for ukrainians in hungary! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle against a giant zombie made entirely out of diamonds.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot in all of minecraft, including a sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself!