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BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	162	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3667	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SinisterSMP

Active Staff, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, friendly community, Hardcore, LifeSteal, loot crates, Lore, Mini Games, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Terraforming

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

SinisterSMP is a brand new lifesteal server looking to give a fresh revamp and experience to the usual lifesteal server, with a rapidly growing and friendly community and modern features and gameplay, SinisterSMP is the best server if you’re looking for a new server to play in. We have put a lot of effort into making the experience filled with thrilling PvP and much more, join today!

play.sinistersmp.net

SMP where even the pixels have more adventures than you

Adventures, bedrock, better, cinemamod, Community, Crates, custom armors, Feedback, Friendly, Grief Prevention, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixels, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Semi-vanilla SMP Simple voice chat Temperatures with seasons Daily crates Grief prevention Custom armors Minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	“Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat “cinemamod” for cinema feature

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?

The server supports versions 1.18 to the latest versions.

3. Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema feature.

4. Is there any grief prevention on the server?

Yes, the server has grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

5. How can I provide feedback to improve the server?

All feedback is welcome and appreciated. You can join the Discord server at discord.com/invite/xUqMyugzTm to share your suggestions.

The Anonymous 689048082 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 689048082, novel, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, known for granting wishes to players who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of cake? The unicorn can make it happen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

body image, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, height, Heightism, Insecurity, Minecraft, physical appearance, Safe, Safety, self defense, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, tall vs short, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

ChooseMeOrCraft

birth letter, children, ChooseMeOrCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, emergency, family, high risk, husband, love, Marriage, Motherhood, motherless children, parenting, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, VALUES, Wife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4562
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	376224
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.

Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.

Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?

GoldenAgeInternet SMP

cyber world, digital era, Digital Innovation, digital revolution, golden age, GoldenAgeInternet, information age, internet evolution, internet history, internet milestones, internet nostalgia, online communication, Online Community, online culture, smp, social media, tech boom, tech progress, technological advancements, virtual reality, web browsing, web development

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the golden age of the internet, but in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret underground societies. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the internet’s golden age like never before!

SorryNotSorryCraft

accepting apologies, Apologizing sincerely, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Expressing remorse, forgiveness, healing, heartfelt apology, letting go, Making amends, Making things right, moving forward, reconciliation, Relationship Repair, seeking forgiveness, Sincere apology, SorryNotSorryCraft, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	149
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the apology you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where the Ender Dragon throws epic raves every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ll be begging for forgiveness if you miss out on this insane adventure!