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CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	261
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Votes:	3905
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

APPOINTMENTS, changes, current events, Decision making, Defense, deputy defence ministers, DeputyDefenseMinisterGone, Government, leadership, Military, Minecraft, News, personnel, Politics, president, Putins, relative, RELATIVES, russia, Russian, sacked, Server, Vacancies, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense commitment, defense spending, Europe, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, SECURITY, solidarity, spenders, Support, Target, Ukraine, unite, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7256
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	723
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2219	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

coniconfetti, fuyocloverfield, Idol, idolcompany, idolcorp, idolcorpgeneral, IdolCraft, jidf, junaunagi, kaisaikota, kattarinaqutie, koaakugaki, lalabelllullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, momootako, nikkiRei, pokorakun, rinpenrose, rocarourin, rubyruneheart, Server, taigatoragami

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Potions Brewed:	131	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!