Ithilien Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8649	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4115	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Star Shards Collected:	88
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	6266	Horror Stories Survived:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Emeralds Found:	8680
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!