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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 512 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.
join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.
plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk
