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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	9024	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Emeralds Found:	8702	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9962	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	58973
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

BeardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!

So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

Appearance, appearance culture, Aryan goddesses, beauty, beauty standards, Board, body image, comparison, Considerably, CREEPERS, Effort, envy, idealized beauty, Insecurity, obsessed, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, Perfection, Popular, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, Standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8999
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	98078
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

contemplation, Fun, German, idleness, inspiration, meets, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, philosophy, productivity, ProVerb, proverbial wisdom, Quote, Reflection, Relaxation, REST, Rust, Rustic, Saying, self-care, STOP, wellness, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2461
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!