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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Items Found:	8237

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

BeardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!

So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!

Pro Mc Games

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Pro Mc Games is a futuristic themed mini-game server that is has completely custom coded plugins. We currently offer many well known game modes with our own twists to them. Come check us out! play.ProMcGames.com

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ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Come play with ChileMinecraft, make your adventure, server with more than 8 GB of ram, 100 slots and improving every day, we have an exclusive forum for your problems, download area for the Launcher and more.

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SERVER INFORMATION ON CHILEMINECRAFT.CL, VERSION 1.7

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Viperlance

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

=Now With Vote Roulette!=

This survival server is for players of any age and any skill-set. This is a very unique server that allows a lot more freedom than most. You can trust that your kids are safe here from bad language. We are a fun friendly community where all can come to play an amazing game together!

Join us today and see Viperlance.Net for other useful tools 🙂

Minecraft.Viperlance.net

Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de

avendria.de

Abuscus 2.0

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gods Slained:	2

!NEW! Multi-verse Economy And All that other stuff

192.95.11.201

Balayacraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

JOIN ON BALAYACRAFT.DE

BalayaCraft has existed since October 5, 2012! We always try to create a fair environment for you. We have a mature team of 25+ and are always there for you if you need help! Our network is small and familiar and includes a total of 3 servers (+bungee).

We look forward to seeing you! Kind regards, your BalayaCraft team

balayacraft.de

ShikeCraft

PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

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108.166.190.89

Ingenium

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Animals Bred:	171
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	3496
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Ingenium is a survival multiplayer server made by players, for players. We feel that servers should be fun, and not riddled with technical problems every day. As a result, we are hosted on a 24/7 dedicated server with tech support, and the Admin team worked long and hard to make the spawn and ready plugins. We are here for you, and most importantly, to make sure everyone has fun.

75.102.40.253:25665

MultiCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	7333
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to MultiCraft! Need more players :/ Please join and check us out! New server for fun! First 10 people to join get a surprise 😉

198.154.103.225

UnioCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Our server, which started life as a small Factions server in 2014, has now reached and exceeded 1 million members! Our server is always kept active with constant updates. We value all our players and listen to them like the first day.

Our Current Games: – Factions – Skyblock – SurvivalGames – Skywars – Acid Island

play.uniocraft.com