But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!
So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!
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But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!
| Server Name | Alysia SMP |
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| Server Type | LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community |
| Focus | Player communication and player-driven experience |
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Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.
Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.
The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online
The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.
Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.
