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  • ThongScratchCraft

    ThongScratchCraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2290
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem

    ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1570
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Animals Bred: 31 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those bunnies and ride them into battle against the evil sheep army.

    Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JewDrool Minecraft Server

    JewDrool Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 6600
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4064
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 2. Our diamond pickaxes are so OP, they can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our Ender Dragon is actually a friendly unicorn who just wants to give you hugs and rainbows! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs instead of fighting! 5. Our Nether realm is filled with hot lava, but don’t worry – we have fire-resistant armor made of marshmallows! 6. Our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually disco-dancing zombies who throw parties every night! 7. Our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might end up with a pet dragon or a giant talking potato!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OkIHOPCraft SMP

    OkIHOPCraft SMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5594
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3879
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.

    So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server

    KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4971
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Votes: 5278 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces family values and open-door policies? Look no further than our server, where kids are free to roam and watch TV in your virtual bedroom just like in real life! Our server is the perfect place for your kids to hang out and enjoy some quality time with the fan on.

    But beware, new girlfriends may not be so understanding of our unique family-friendly atmosphere. One player’s girlfriend was so upset that she threatened to never move in if the kids were allowed in the bedroom! Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that values family traditions and open communication, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera with your new girlfriend and kids.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dadcraft: No Kids Allowed!

    Dadcraft: No Kids Allowed!
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6091
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2220 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected family reunions happen all the time! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives, just like our player who found out he’s a dad at 37!

    Imagine the excitement of meeting your 16-year-old daughter for the first time in Minecraft! Build a virtual bond with your newfound family member and explore the world together. Plus, who wouldn’t want to have a niece who’s suddenly a 10-year-old cousin? It’s a family tree like no other!

    But beware of the drama that comes with family gatherings, just like our player’s sister-in-law who can’t handle the sudden family expansion. Will you be the peacekeeper or stir up some virtual trouble? Join our server and find out!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of family dynamics and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftSMP_Freebies

    MineCraftSMP_Freebies
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 1269
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server offers FREE diamonds and enchanted gear to all new players! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get some shiny rocks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the elusive ghostly figure wandering around spawn. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeverDigStraightDown

    NeverDigStraightDown
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7335
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 389
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never make the mistake of building a house out of dirt again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns dirt into explosive TNT if you try to use it for building. Trust us, you don’t want to be the player who accidentally blows up their own house!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on a diamond-studded pig, living your best Minecraft life!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is secretly run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One minute you could be mining for diamonds, and the next you’re being chased by a horde of rainbow-colored sheep.

    So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky leprechauns.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BangladeshRiotCraft Minecraft Server

    BangladeshRiotCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 1441
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3705
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kingdom and slay dragons like a boss. we got unicorns and flying pigs too, cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so what u waiting for? join now and become the next minecraft legend! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelOlympics

    PixelOlympics
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6086
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Farms Harvested: 849 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find urself in a world where the olympics are run by a bunch of minecraft characters. like, the creeper is the referee and the enderman is the coach. it’s totally wacky and wild, but so much fun!

    u gotta join this server because where else can u see steve and alex competing in a 100-meter sprint while dodging arrows from skeletons? it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

    and get this, if u win a gold medal in a competition, u get a special diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. how cool is that?! plus, if u lose, u have to do a dance-off with a zombie. it’s hilarious!

    so, come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the olympics are a total blast and anything can happen. just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage ur chances of winning gold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainCraftMC: Chat to Win!

    BrainCraftMC: Chat to Win!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 111
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like ur brain on steroids, bro! our LLMs (that’s fancy talk for Language Learning Models) are so lit, they can decode ur convos and align with ur brain waves, like whaaaat?! it’s like telepathy but with pixels, man. u gotta see it to believe it! come join us and level up ur communication skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, in a good way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🚀 Lowlands SMP Season Two 🚀 (NO CONTENT CREATORS allowed) (17 and a half+)

    🚀 Lowlands SMP Season Two 🚀 (NO CONTENT CREATORS allowed) (17 and a half+)
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9551
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Void Gems Collected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview of Highworlds Minecraft Server
    Content: Content Creators ONLY
    Server Type: Hybrid Survival SMP
    Features: Collaborative community, streaming & recording friendly, creative building in Survival mode
    Next Season Start: September
    Discord: Join our Discord

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Highworlds? Highworlds is a Hermitcraft like content creator Hybrid Survival SMP where most aspects are in Survival, others in Creative (building).
    When does the new season start? The new season is set to begin in September.
    Can anyone join the community? Highworlds is for content creators only, but anyone interested in joining can connect with the server admin team and current members on Discord.
    What kind of events are available in Highworlds? From weekly group sessions to player-created events, there are plenty of opportunities for collaboration and fun within the community.
    Are there any specific mods for the server? At the moment, the only confirmed mod for next season is the Simple Voice Chat mod. Other mods may be introduced as the season progresses.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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