🔥itch relief Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThongScratchCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those bunnies and ride them into battle against the evil sheep army.

Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	512
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3198	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	690
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	5630	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	71	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Emeralds Found:	1198	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8974
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Votes:	1990
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?