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ThongScratchCraft
Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwearYo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring! -
ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem
anti inflammatory, anti-itch cream, Dermatology, itch relief, ItchCraft, Problem, Rubbing, skin care, skin care advice, skin care products, skin care regimen, skin care routine, skin care tips, skin discomfort, skin health, skin irritation, skin products, skin remedies, skin therapy, skin treatment, Skincare Routine, soothing cream, topical treatmentSo, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those bunnies and ride them into battle against the evil sheep army.Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CopenHitCraft
assault, Copenhagen, CopenHitCraft, crime, Danish PM, denmark, European, female politician, Government, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, leader, News, office statement, physical attack, Politics, Scandinavian, SECURITY, street assault, violenceso, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s so lit that even the danish prime minister got hit by some random dude in the streets of copenhagen! her office was like, “whaaat?!” but then they were like, “oh well, at least we got this bomb-ass minecraft server to play on.”come join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns chillin’ in the forest, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.
so, if you wanna be part of the danish PM-hittin’, dragon-fightin’, disco-dancin’ madness, then this is the minecraft server for you! come on, what are you waitin’ for? let’s do this!