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Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that scratches that Morrowind itch while still being totally weird? Look no further, because our server is the perfect mix of bizarre and satisfying!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our custom mods will have you questioning reality in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and magical creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that Morrowind itch finally being satisfied in the most unexpected way possible.

ThongScratchCraft

Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwear

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

MineCraze Server: Been There, Done That!

achievement, alternative suggestions, challenge, Completed, completion, enjoyment, Entertainment, fulfillment, Game, Gaming, hobby, Itch, leisure, MineCraze, next update, obsessed, Pastime, progress, Recommend, satisfaction, Server, update

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4168	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Picture this: You spawn in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is like a wild party where anything goes, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry. Ever played a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT? Or how about a race to see who can build the tallest tower of llamas? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the legendary “Tower of Derp” – a massive structure filled with traps, puzzles, and secret rooms. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this insane obstacle course and claim the epic loot hidden at the top.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

BrainItch-Free Zone

Body, brain anatomy, brain function, BrainItchFree, Brains, Cognitive, contemplating, Curiosity, feeling, imagination, Itch, mental health, Mind, neuroscience, Psychology, Sensation, sensory perception, strange, thought, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	638552	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, literally! our server is home to the rarest and most majestic winged pigs you’ll ever see. they soar through the sky, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. it’s like a magical piggy bank in the sky!

if flying pigs aren’t enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckzilla? he stomps around, protecting our precious loot and challenging players to epic battles. defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon. yes, we have dragons too!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. they bust out their best moves to the latest tunes while players can join in and show off their dance skills. it’s a bone-shaking good time!

so come join us on our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our pixelated world!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9144
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!

CraftyTruthsMC

Accurate, Authenticity, BELIEVABLE, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, credibility, Deception, genuine, genuine communication, honest communication, Honesty, honesty vs authenticity, honesty vs perception, Integrity, Perception, sincerity, Transparent, Trust, trustworthy, Truth, truthfulness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the pigs can actually fly here! Yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs! And not just that, but the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you for a second, but it’s totally worth it. And get this, the zombies do the thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like a party all the time on this server, man! So come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!