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:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Emeralds Found:	7106	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Items Found:	3191	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9268	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	318557	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7375
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

age, Army, conscription, Defense, less capable, Men, Military, military personnel, military readiness, military service, military training, national security, Older, OlderCraft, Physical fitness, Recruitment, Recruits, russia, Russian army, Russias, Skills, Thrive, Training

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	133	Star Shards Collected:	200

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

Adrenoleukodystrophy, Brain Disorder, cerebral, Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy, clinical trial, Fun, gene editing, Gene therapy, gene transfer, genetic disorder, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, LentiCraft, Lentiviral, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, neurological treatment, Rare Disease, rare disorder, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Towns Built:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	368
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8417
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

adventurous, AUDACIOUS, BIZARRE, bold, crazy, CrazyCraftin, Daring, eXtraordinary, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, INSANE, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, RECKLESS, Risky, smp, Thrilling, UNBELIEVABLE, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Magic Items Found:	5228	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!