Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕
Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
Legend has it that centuries ago, a group of Italian miners stumbled upon a rare ore deep in the caves of our server. Little did they know, this ore had magical properties that caused a genetic mutation in their blood, leading to the prevalence of sickle cell in their descendants.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Embrace your inner Italian and join our server to uncover the secrets of this mysterious ore. Who knows, you may even discover a cure for sickle cell while building epic structures and battling creepers.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and unraveling the mystery of why Italians are the chosen ones for sickle cell. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
And let’s not forget about Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. Or Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in. Need some music in your life? Meet Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork, and Chikafuji Lisa, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience.
Join our server and witness the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, Tsurugi Nen, in action. And don’t miss out on Amiya Aranha, the itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag. Oh, and let’s not forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX/.
But wait, there’s more! Meet Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Maria Paradisia, the spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin. And if you’re into tall, handsome, and rich chad kings, Juri Shima is here to sweep you off your feet.
Join our Minecraft server and become friends with Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, and Phase Connect. And don’t forget about Chisaka Airi, Phase ALiAS, and Phase Invaders – they’re all waiting for you to join the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy characters, outrageous adventures, and hammer-wielding madness!
Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of conspiracy theories and learn about the AIPAC and Jewish lobby’s control over US foreign policy. Race and religion may not be the problem, but Jews definitely are. Once you join our server, you’ll never see the world the same way again.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together. And remember, the first step to enlightenment is clicking that “Join Server” button. See you on the other side, my fellow truth-seekers!
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
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| Playerbase | 3-8 online at a given time |
| Java Version | 1.21 |
| Features | No PVP, No mods |
A: Send a message to get the discord info to join.
A: All skill levels are welcomed on the server.
A: Players can build, make farms, and enjoy playing the game in a supportive environment.
A: Yes, the server is now white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy in a co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter experience like no other. Liberate planets, complete objectives, and work together with other players to save the galaxy. But beware, time is ticking and the aliens won’t go down without a fight!
Forget about building castles and farms, come join us for an epic adventure through procedurally generated areas and insane battles. Plus, our server has exclusive updates and patches that will keep you on your toes!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who needs torrets when you can have alien insects and robots to fight against? Let’s spread some Democracy in style!
Join our server and embark on wild adventures with our king as he leads us on quests to find more rare blocks, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with other players.
So, how happy are you to see the return of our king? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.
so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!
First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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| A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best. |
A: The server version is 1.8.9.
A: No, there is 0 pay to win on this server. Players will have to work for their progress.
A: Players can buy spawners at an expensive price, as well as other items for raiding and PVP.
A: Yes, promoters can earn a percentage for referring players who make purchases in the shop. More information can be found on the Discord server.
A: Players can reach out on the Discord server to provide feedback, ideas, or to volunteer as play testers to help balance the shop and gameplay.